Yale University; Ramen Noodles Elevated to Official College Currency
Chip ByteleyYale University, a prestigious institution known for its rigorous academic standards, has surprisingly embraced a new form of currency: ramen…
Read MoreNYC Bookstores to Charge Cover Fee to Account for ‘Just Browsing’
In a move that’s sent shockwaves through the tight-knit literary community, several New York City bookstores are experimenting with a…
Read MoreNational Spelling Bee Adds Emojis to Official Dictionary
Polly TickleIn a revolutionary twist that’s setting the internet abuzz, the venerable Scripps National Spelling Bee has announced the latest addition…
Read MoreProfessor Publishes Groundbreaking Paper on the Philosophical Significance of Cat Videos
In a move that blurs the line between brilliance and utter absurdity, Professor Bartholomew Fiddlesworth of the Institute for Existential…
Read MoreHistory Class Debate Over Whether TikTok Counts as a Primary Source Rages for Weeks
A 10th-grade history class has devolved into a chaotic battleground of existential questions and generational warfare. An assignment on the…
Read MoreAcademia’s Fake-Paper Problem Solved with Introduction of ‘Fiction’ Section in Journals
In an innovative response to the growing issue of fake papers in academia, leading academic journals have introduced a new…
Read MoreGrammar Police Announce New Task Force to Tackle the Misuse of Literally; Literally Everyone Worried
A ripple of dread has spread through the English-speaking world as the Grammar Police announced the formation of the “Special…
Read MoreWorld Poetry Day Sees Historic Peace Treaty Signed Between Rhyming and Free Verse Poets
In a move that stunned the literary world, a peace treaty officially ending the centuries-long battle between rhyming and free…
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