Exxonmobil Develops Plastic-Eating Fish to Save the Oceans
Chip ByteleyHouston, TX — In what the company is hailing as a revolutionary environmental breakthrough, ExxonMobil has announced the development of…
Read MoreElon Musk Contributes $45 Million for Trump to Reduce Electric Car Numbers
In a bewildering twist that seems to defy logic and history, Elon Musk has pledged $45 million to support Donald…
Read MoreShein Teams Up with ExxonMobil for New “Eco-Chic” Line of Clothing Dyed with Crude Oil
Liv N. LargeIn a collaboration that can only be described as a match made in environmental hell, fast-fashion giant Shein has partnered…
Read MoreChina Builds New Mega-Dam to Power World’s Largest LED Billboard
In a move that perfectly encapsulates modern priorities, China has announced the construction of a new mega-dam on the Yangtze…
Read MoreMan’s Suspiciously Loud Snoring Causes Birds to Migrate Early, Experts Baffled
The small town of Slumberville is experiencing an unprecedented avian anomaly, and the culprit might be a rather unassuming local…
Read MoreAustralian Government Teams with Lego for Great Barrier Reef Rebuilding Project
In an audacious and colorful bid to save the Great Barrier Reef, the Australian government has announced a partnership with…
Read MoreVegan Sharks: Scientists Engineer First Meat-Averse Great White
A team of scientists at the Aquatic Future Lab have successfully engineered the world’s first meat-averse great white shark, affectionately…
Read MorePanama and USA Sign Deal to Relocate Climate Deniers to Sinking Island
Polly TickleIn a unique approach to addressing climate change skepticism, Panama and the USA have signed a groundbreaking agreement to relocate…
Read MoreTokyo Zoo to Start Animal Borrowing Program for Pet-Less Homes
Get ready for Tokyo’s newest, cuddliest delivery service! In a move that’s both innovative and incredibly heartwarming, the Tokyo Zoo…
Read MoreShell Oil Suggest “Eco-Friendly” Gasoline, A Kale and Kerosine Mixture
In a move that stretches the boundaries of both science and satire, Shell Oil has unveiled a startling new product:…
Read MoreAntarctica Declares Independence, Elects Penguin as President
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the international community and wildlife documentaries alike, Antarctica has declared its independence…
Read MoreKentucky Hiking Trails Now Rated by Instagram Photo Opportunity Potential
Hikers in Kentucky, grab your smartphones and prepare for a dramatic shift in trail selection! Scenic vistas and challenging terrain…
Read MoreUS National Parks to Install WiFi to Increase Nature Engagement
Get ready for a clash of the classics: the serenity of nature and the buzz of the internet are about…
Read MoreResearchers Discover That Cats Can See WiFi Signals
In a stunning revelation that’s sending shockwaves through both the tech and pet communities, researchers at the University of Silicon…
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Governments Admit to Using Weather Machines to Increase Rainbows, Citing LGBTQ Rights
In a stunning revelation that has both dazzled and drenched the global population, governments worldwide have collectively admitted to the…
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