Mount Everest to Offer Wi-Fi, Claims Loneliness at the Top
Chip ByteleyThe authorities overseeing Mount Everest have announced plans to install Wi-Fi stations along the path to its peak. This groundbreaking…
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Polly TickleIn a move that’s either brilliant or utterly insane (depending on who you ask), the island nation of Maldives has…
Read MoreWorld’s Billionaires Race to Escape Earth: ‘It’s Not You, It’s Us’
In an unfolding drama that feels more like a cosmic soap opera than reality, the world’s billionaires are in a…
Read MoreBig Pharma Announces Plans to Patent Air, Citing Years of R&D
Major pharmaceutical conglomerates, in a brazen show of corporate ambition, have announced together a plan to patent the very air…
Read More‘Save Water: Drink Wine’ Campaign Surprisingly Effective
In a move hailed as an environmental masterstroke, the ‘Save Water: Drink Wine’ campaign has swept the nation, proving that…
Read More5 Indoor Plants Even YOU Can’t Kill (For the Tragically Brown-Thumbed)
Let’s face it, some of us were born with sunshine coursing through our veins, nurturing every living thing we touch.…
Read MoreStrikes Paralyze German Transport: Nation Reverts to Horse and Buggy
In a scene straight out of a history book, a nationwide German transport strike has crippled the usually hyper-efficient public…
Read MoreHeat of the Moment: Ukraine’s Drones Get Unexpected Second Life as Fuel Source in Russian Iron Ore Plant
In a bizarre turn of events, a malfunctioning catapult system at a Russian iron ore plant has led to the…
Read MoreAustralia’s Bold Move: Launching their First Rainmaker to Quench Forest Fires
Australia is setting the stage to unveil the country’s first-ever rainmaking device. This innovative leap, aiming to harness the power…
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