Knesset Divided Over How to Break Ceasefire Without Looking Too Guilty
DominickAs the ink dries on the historic ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas, a new challenge has emerged for Israeli…
Read MoreThe Sun Apologizes to Prince Harry, Promises to Invade His Privacy More Respectfully
Liv N. LargeIn a groundbreaking turn of events, British tabloid The Sun has issued a public apology to Prince Harry for invading…
Read MoreWorld Media Using Gaza Ceasefire to Hide West Bank Violence
Polly TickleAs the world celebrates the announcement of a tenuous ceasefire in Gaza, the media’s focus on this “historic agreement” has…
Read MoreGod Confirms: “I’m Not Involved in Israel or Palestine”
In a rare public statement, God has officially distanced Himself from the ongoing conflict between Israel and Palestine, declaring that…
Read MoreIsrael Marks Ceasefire With Airstrike ‘Just to Set the Tone’
Just hours after a ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas was officially declared, Israel reportedly launched an airstrike on Gaza,…
Read MoreIrish Far Right Can Finally Spend Time with Family They Ignored, After Election Disaster
In a heartwarming turn of events for their long-neglected families, members of Ireland’s far right will now have ample time…
Read MoreICC Suddenly Remembers International Law Applies to Israel Too
In a groundbreaking move that shocked absolutely everyone, the International Criminal Court (ICC) has issued arrest warrants for Israeli Prime…
Read MoreSanta Cancels Operations in Middle East as IDF Fails to Promise Safe Passage
In an unprecedented move that has left children and parents across the Middle East devastated, Santa Claus has announced that…
Read MoreWill Ginger Cows Repair Irish-Israeli Relations?
In a move that has left diplomats and conspiracy theorists alike scratching their heads, Israel has announced that a herd…
Read MoreIsraeli HOA to Govern New Palestinian Leadership in Groundbreaking Initiative
Any newly-formed Palestinian leadership is expected to fall under the governance of an unlikely entity: an Israeli Homeowners’ Association (HOA).…
Read MoreDutch Doctor Shocks Scientists by Curing Death with Paracetamol
In a groundbreaking yet wildly controversial medical revelation, Dr. Hans Van Der Snuffelen, a Dutch physician, has purportedly cured death…
Read MoreJoe Biden to Invite God to Gaza Peace Talks
In a move that has political analysts scratching their heads and theologians intrigued, President Joe Biden has announced his intentions…
Read MoreNorthern England Welcomes Tourism Boost Through ‘Poverty Tourism’
In a bid to revitalize its struggling economy, Northern England has turned to an unusual new industry: “poverty tourism.” This…
Read MoreRussian Military Requests Aid from Irish Fishermen as Ukrainian Forces Threaten Crimea
In a bizarre twist to the ongoing conflict between Russia and Ukraine, the beleaguered Russian military has reportedly turned to…
Read MoreIsrael Successfully Converts Millions of Jews to Zionism
In a calculated move that has sent shockwaves through Jewish communities worldwide, Israel has effectively replaced traditional Judaism with a…
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