Athletes Complain Paris Air Quality Worse Than Doping Side Effects
Liv N. LargeIn a surprising turn of events, athletes competing in the upcoming Paris Olympics have voiced their concerns about the city’s…
Read MoreMacron and Le Pen Compete to See Who Can Pretend to Care More About the Middle Class
Polly TickleIn the grand theater of French politics, the second act of the parliamentary elections has turned into a riveting drama…
Read MoreHow Wagner Makes French Troops Look Competent: A Masterclass in Mismanagement
In a move that has left international observers scratching their heads, the government of Mali decided to replace the French…
Read MoreFrench Retirement Homes to Add TikTok Choreography to Activity Schedules
Chip ByteleyGet ready for the most unexpected cultural fusion since baguettes met sriracha. French retirement homes are set to ditch the…
Read MoreInternational French Language Day Introduces ‘Le Texte Twist’: Autocorrect Everything To French
In a move designed to boost global appreciation of the French language (and cause widespread linguistic mayhem), the organizers of…
Read MoreFrench Bulldogs to Lead International French Language Day Parade: Finally, a Role That Speaks to Them
Move over, esteemed linguists and poets! This year, the International French Language Day Parade will be spearheaded by a rather…
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