Irish Far Right Can Finally Spend Time with Family They Ignored, After Election Disaster
Polly TickleIn a heartwarming turn of events for their long-neglected families, members of Ireland’s far right will now have ample time…
Read MoreWill Ginger Cows Repair Irish-Israeli Relations?
In a move that has left diplomats and conspiracy theorists alike scratching their heads, Israel has announced that a herd…
Read MoreRussian Military Requests Aid from Irish Fishermen as Ukrainian Forces Threaten Crimea
In a bizarre twist to the ongoing conflict between Russia and Ukraine, the beleaguered Russian military has reportedly turned to…
Read MoreKeir Starmer Advocates for Irish-Led Union to Fix Brexit Mess
In a bold and unprecedented move, UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer has proposed a unique solution to the ongoing Brexit…
Read MoreIreland and UK Seek Agreement on Irish Unification Subscription Plan: One County Every 14 Months
In a move that has both puzzled and amused political analysts, Ireland and the UK are reportedly seeking to agree…
Read MoreIrish-American Shocked to Discover Ireland Really Exists
Chip ByteleyIn a revelation that has left one Irish-American reeling, local resident Patrick O’Sullivan recently discovered that Ireland is not just…
Read MoreTesco to Launch ‘Choose Your Own Expiry Date’ on Perishables
Grocery shopping is about to get a lot more philosophical. UK supermarket giant Tesco is venturing into uncharted territory with…
Read MoreIreland to Repurpose Israeli Embassy to House Homeless
In a surprising and symbolic gesture, the Irish government has announced plans to repurpose the soon-to-be-vacated Israeli Embassy building in…
Read More9 Years After Gay Marriage Passed, All Ireland Now Gay
In a development that has shocked absolutely no one, Ireland, nine years after legalizing gay marriage, has reportedly seen its…
Read MoreDublin-New York Omegle Experiment Reopens
After a hiatus marked by controversy and lewd behavior, the Dublin-New York portal has officially reopened, promising a renewed and…
Read MoreTesco to Require Background Checks for Clubcard Loyalty Program
Tesco, the UK’s beloved grocery giant, has unveiled a shocking new addition to their iconic Clubcard loyalty program: mandatory background…
Read MoreLocal Government in Ireland Votes to Ban Snoring in Public Spaces
In a move that’s sure to stir restless nights (and mornings) across the country, the local government in a region…
Read MoreRyanair Introduces Standing Room Only Tickets for Short Flights
In an audacious pivot from budget flying to budget standing, Ryanair has announced its plan to introduce “vertical travel accommodations”…
Read MoreIrish Weather Forecaster Apologizes for Surprise Sunshine, Promises Return to “Proper Gloom” Soon
“Sorry About That!” – Irish Weatherman Begs Forgiveness for Accidental Sunshine Dublin, Ireland – In a rare and somber address,…
Read MoreSpain and Ireland, The Empathy Within the EU
In the intricate tapestry of geopolitics, where the threads of strategy often obscure the pressing needs of humanity, a retrospective…
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