U.N. Calls for Ceasefire in Gaza Deemed ‘Blatant Antisemitism’ by Israeli Officials
Polly TickleIn a dramatic twist of international diplomacy, the United Nations Security Council (UNSC) has issued a strong call for an…
Read MoreGantz Resigns from War Cabinet: “That’s Enough Genocide for Me”
DominickIn a surprising turn of events, Benny Gantz, the former Defense Minister of Israel and a key figure in the…
Read MoreGaza Peace Plan Reveal: More Violence
The much-anticipated unveiling of the latest Gaza peace plan took a turn no one could have predicted. Dubbed as the…
Read MorePentagon Cheers ‘Successful’ Raid: 200 Dead, 4 Rescued, Mission Accomplished!
Washington, D.C. – In a statement that has drawn international condemnation, the Pentagon hailed a recent IDF raid in Gaza…
Read MoreICC Judge Discovers Plumber Is Actually Mossad Agent Installing Surveillance Equipment
In a bizarre twist that could be straight out of a spy thriller, an ICC judge recently discovered that his…
Read MoreU.S. Congress Votes to Reject International Law
In a move that has left the global community bewildered, the U.S. Congress has voted to reject the International Criminal…
Read MoreNetanyahu Assures Public: ‘Ceasefire Will Be Over Before You Know It’
In a statement that has left many scratching their heads, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu assured the Israeli public that the…
Read MoreBBC Outsources Gaza Coverage to Israeli Military for ‘Accuracy’
In a move that has sparked outrage and disbelief, the BBC has reportedly outsourced its coverage of the Gaza conflict…
Read MoreMiddle Eastern Terrorist Invited to Speak in Congress
In a move that has sent shockwaves through political circles, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has accepted an invitation to…
Read MoreIsrael Rejects Israel’s Ceasefire Proposal
In an unprecedented and bewildering turn of events, Israel has rejected its own ceasefire proposal, leaving international observers and diplomatic…
Read MoreBiden Suggests Ceasefire After Ensuring Maximum Damage Achieved
In a move that has left many scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has suggested a ceasefire in Gaza after…
Read MoreNetanyahu: “Genocide Merely a Tragic Error”
In a statement that has sparked international outrage, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu referred to the recent bombing in Rafah,…
Read MoreIDF Kills Egyptian Soldier, Netanyahu Apologizes, Insists They Thought He Was a Gazan Citizen
In a tragic incident that has further strained regional relations, the Israeli Defense Force (IDF) mistakenly killed an Egyptian soldier…
Read MoreUS Claims New Gaza Port Doesn’t Exist, Calls It a ‘Mirage’
In a bizarre turn of events, the United States has declared that the newly constructed port in Gaza, which was…
Read MoreBiden: “If Nazis Used Missiles Instead of Death Camps, The Holocaust Would’ve Been Acceptable”
In a statement that has ignited a firestorm of controversy and condemnation, President Joe Biden suggested that if the Nazis…
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