Israel: “All Efforts Were Made to Prevent Civilian Life”
Polly TickleIn a statement that has sent shockwaves through the international community, the Israeli government declared that “all efforts were made…
Read MoreHundreds of Thousands of ‘Anti-Semitic’ Jewish People Protest War in Tel Aviv
In a remarkable and somewhat paradoxical turn of events, Tel Aviv has witnessed its largest anti-war demonstration to date, with…
Read MoreIreland to Repurpose Israeli Embassy to House Homeless
In a surprising and symbolic gesture, the Irish government has announced plans to repurpose the soon-to-be-vacated Israeli Embassy building in…
Read MoreIsrael Declares Hamas Leaders as Jewish in Response to ICC Arrest Warrants
In an unprecedented twist of irony and geopolitical theater, Israel has responded to the International Criminal Court’s (ICC) issuance of…
Read MoreIsraeli PM Netanyahu Accuses ICC of Colluding with Hamas
Tel Aviv, Israel – In a dramatic escalation of rhetoric, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has accused the International Criminal…
Read MoreIsraeli Officials Insist Fog Operated Independently, No Mossad Ties
Tel Aviv, Israel – In a press conference today, Israeli officials emphatically denied any involvement in the recent helicopter crash…
Read MoreUSA & Israel Celebrate “Freedom of Press Day” by Arresting Journalists and Shutting Down News Outlets
In a performance worthy of a standing ovation from George Orwell himself, today marked the nationwide spectacle of “Freedom of…
Read MoreIsraeli Tank Fires on Israeli Troops Dressed as Aid Workers
In a troubling reflection of ongoing conflict complexities, reports have emerged of an Israeli tank that mistakenly fired upon its…
Read MoreIsrael Rejects Hostage Release Deal, Prefers Military Action Over Peace
In a recent and highly controversial move, the Israeli government has opted to reject a promising hostage release deal proposed…
Read MoreErdogan Values Resistance Movements, Unless They’re Kurdish
In a remarkable display of selective solidarity, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has once again showcased his unique approach to…
Read MoreGermany Leads Europe in Nakba Denial As Politicians Insist 70 Year Conflict Started on Oct 7 2023
In a controversial shift in historical narrative, several German politicians have been leading a wave of Nakba denial across Europe,…
Read MoreIsrael Insists “No Path To Peace”, As Hamas Accepts Ceasefire Agreement
In a startling development that has international observers concerned, Israel has declared that there is “no path to peace” shortly…
Read MoreU.S. Says Weapons in Israel Were ‘Only Sort of’ Used Illegally
In a dazzling display of diplomatic gymnastics, the United States has declared that while its weapons sold to Israel may…
Read MoreAfter 60 Years of Debate, UN Decides to Decide If Palestine Exists, Eventually
In what many are calling a “historic maybe,” the United Nations General Assembly has overwhelmingly voted that Palestine just might…
Read MoreNations Worldwide Send Condolences to Wasps After Encounter With IDF
In an unprecedented global display of empathy, nations from every corner of the Earth have issued formal condolences to the…
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