Archaeologists Discover Ancient Ruins of International Law in Gaza, UN Claims They’re Just Modern Art
Polly TickleIn a groundbreaking discovery that has left historians and political analysts scratching their heads, a team of archaeologists in Gaza…
Read MoreCanada’s Timing Impeccable as Ever: Ceasing Arms Exports to Israel in a Masterclass of Procrastination
Chip ByteleyIn an unparalleled display of impeccable timing, Canada has finally decided to cease its arms exports to Israel, not in…
Read MoreIn a Twist of Fate, Uncle Sam Swaps Hats: From Roadblock to Peacemaker in Gaza”
In a move as predictable as a plot twist in a daytime soap opera, the United States, previously the lone…
Read MoreNew Middle East Urban Development Plan: More Rubble, Less Trouble
In a groundbreaking move sure to raise eyebrows (and possibly dust clouds), several Middle Eastern nations have announced a revolutionary…
Read MoreRussian Ambassador Too Much Innocent Death In Gaza, Even For Us
In a world where diplomatic subtleties are often lost in translation, the Russian Ambassador’s latest statement has sent shockwaves through…
Read MoreThe Gaza Diet: Slimming Secrets of a Siege
In a world obsessed with the latest diet trends and weight-loss fads, a new contender has emerged from an unlikely…
Read MoreFight Islamophobia Day Cancelled, Israel Claims It’s Antisemitic
The annual Fight Islamophobia Day campaign has been unexpectedly thrust into controversy after the Israeli Ministry of Culture issued a…
Read MoreMachine Gun Journalism: The New Frontier of War Reporting
In a world where danger zones seem to be multiplying faster than clickbait headlines, war journalism is entering a bold,…
Read MoreHouthis’ New Maritime Gardening Initiative: Fertilizing the Red Sea
The Houthi movement has announced the launch of a groundbreaking initiative: maritime gardening in the Red Sea. Dubbed “Fertilizing the…
Read MoreMedia Outlets: Aaron Bushnell Wasn’t a Protest, It Was Just a Hot Day
In a world where the media’s approach to news can sometimes be more enigmatic than the events they report on,…
Read MoreUnited Airlines’ Sky-High Safety on Return to Tel Aviv: Parachutes for Every Passenger
In an innovative twist on air travel safety, United Airlines has announced the resumption of its flights to Israel, with…
Read MoreUS Veto on Gaza Ceasefire Resolution: A Masterclass in Diplomatic Hypocrisy
The United States recently exercised its veto power at the United Nations Security Council, blocking a resolution that called for…
Read MoreIsrael’s Super Bowl Distraction: Peace, Love, and Bombing Refugees
In a move that surprised many and shocked more, Israel took its public relations strategy to unprecedented heights. Amid growing…
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