Iran Accused of Breaking ‘Unspoken Rules’ by Responding to Attacks
Polly TickleIn the latest chapter of the Middle East saga, Iran’s recent retaliation against Israeli aggression has raised more than just…
Read MoreGlobal Leaders Agree: ‘Only Some Countries Get the Self-Defense Card’
In a stunning but unsurprising revelation, the international community has updated its unwritten rulebook, clearly delineating that the ‘self-defense’ argument…
Read MoreBritain to Allow Toddlers to Lead Parliament in Attempt to Bring Maturity into House
Westminster, UK – In what’s being hailed as a bold step towards responsible governance, toddlers across the nation are being…
Read MoreIs Gaza’s Hospital Outage an Israeli Bid for a New Guinness World Record?
In a world where records are broken every day—from the longest pizza to the most people twerking simultaneously—rumors have emerged…
Read MoreIrish Weather Forecaster Apologizes for Surprise Sunshine, Promises Return to “Proper Gloom” Soon
“Sorry About That!” – Irish Weatherman Begs Forgiveness for Accidental Sunshine Dublin, Ireland – In a rare and somber address,…
Read MoreNetanyahu’s War Gambit: Clinging to Power Amidst a Sea of Calls for Democracy
In the satirical narrative “Netanyahu’s War Gambit: Clinging to Power Amidst a Sea of Calls for Democracy,” the stage is…
Read MoreIRA Receives Odd Request from British Officials: ‘Please Lie, It’s for a Good Cause’.
In a satirical twist that seems to have leapt straight from the pages of a darkly comedic political thriller, British…
Read MoreDemocracy in the Crosshairs: Netanyahu’s Refusal to Step Down Amidst Growing Unrest
In the satirical saga “Democracy in the Crosshairs: Netanyahu’s Refusal to Step Down Amidst Growing Unrest,” Israel finds itself at…
Read MoreNew Study Shows US, UK Use Metric System for Morality When Judging Israel and Russia
In a satirical twist that has the international community both chuckling and nodding in recognition, a recent study purportedly conducted…
Read MoreIDF Soldier Endorses New Diet Trend: ‘Grass, The Other Green Meat’
In a world where diet trends come and go faster than one can say “kale smoothie,” a new fad is…
Read MoreBritish Museum Offers to Return Stolen Artifacts to Gaza, ‘But Only After Peace is Declared’
In a bold move that’s causing both uproarious laughter and critical head-scratching worldwide, the British Museum announced today its plans…
Read MoreIsrael Offering Subscription-Based Humanitarian Aid to Compete With UN
DominickIn a move that’s raising eyebrows and chuckles in equal measure, Israel has reportedly decided to tackle UNRWA’s ‘remarkable success…
Read MoreRussia’s New Military Strategy: Bomb Ourselves to Confuse Enemy
In a move that has left military strategists and international observers scratching their heads, Russian forces have once again bombed…
Read MoreDeja Vu Diplomacy: When ‘Never Again’ Happens Again
In a turn of events that some might describe as “devastatingly predictable,” the grand chambers of the International Court of…
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Berlin Shields Top Court from Far-Right with Hipster Barricade
Amidst the evolving security landscape, Berlin’s fresh concept of deploying a hipster barricade showcases the city’s penchant for inventive and…
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