Iran’s Response to Israeli Attack Seen as Gross Violation of Double Standards
Polly TickleIn an audacious breach of the established norms of international hypocrisy, Iran’s recent retaliatory actions against Israel have been met…
Read MoreUK Attempts to Soften Image of Colonial Past: ‘It Was More of a Cultural Exchange,’ Claims Education Secretary.
In a satirical twist that seems to leap from the pages of a dystopian novel on historical revisionism, the UK’s…
Read MoreInternational Outrage as Iran Forgets to Check Who’s Allowed to Strike First
In an apparent blunder of international proportions, Iran has incited a flurry of global finger-wagging not merely for its use…
Read MoreNetanyahu Refuses Early Election Calls, Says Only War Decides Leadership
In a bold move that has historians scrambling to check if Sparta has somehow taken over modern democracy, Prime Minister…
Read MoreUS Nervously Calls New Israeli Settlements ‘Inconsistent’ with International Law
In what could only be termed as the diplomatic equivalent of saying “I’m not mad, just disappointed,” the United States…
Read MoreIran Accused of Breaking ‘Unspoken Rules’ by Responding to Attacks
In the latest chapter of the Middle East saga, Iran’s recent retaliation against Israeli aggression has raised more than just…
Read MoreGlobal Leaders Agree: ‘Only Some Countries Get the Self-Defense Card’
In a stunning but unsurprising revelation, the international community has updated its unwritten rulebook, clearly delineating that the ‘self-defense’ argument…
Read MoreBritain to Allow Toddlers to Lead Parliament in Attempt to Bring Maturity into House
Westminster, UK – In what’s being hailed as a bold step towards responsible governance, toddlers across the nation are being…
Read MoreIs Gaza’s Hospital Outage an Israeli Bid for a New Guinness World Record?
In a world where records are broken every day—from the longest pizza to the most people twerking simultaneously—rumors have emerged…
Read MoreIrish Weather Forecaster Apologizes for Surprise Sunshine, Promises Return to “Proper Gloom” Soon
“Sorry About That!” – Irish Weatherman Begs Forgiveness for Accidental Sunshine Dublin, Ireland – In a rare and somber address,…
Read MoreNetanyahu’s War Gambit: Clinging to Power Amidst a Sea of Calls for Democracy
In the satirical narrative “Netanyahu’s War Gambit: Clinging to Power Amidst a Sea of Calls for Democracy,” the stage is…
Read MoreIRA Receives Odd Request from British Officials: ‘Please Lie, It’s for a Good Cause’.
In a satirical twist that seems to have leapt straight from the pages of a darkly comedic political thriller, British…
Read MoreDemocracy in the Crosshairs: Netanyahu’s Refusal to Step Down Amidst Growing Unrest
In the satirical saga “Democracy in the Crosshairs: Netanyahu’s Refusal to Step Down Amidst Growing Unrest,” Israel finds itself at…
Read MoreNew Study Shows US, UK Use Metric System for Morality When Judging Israel and Russia
In a satirical twist that has the international community both chuckling and nodding in recognition, a recent study purportedly conducted…
Read MoreIDF Soldier Endorses New Diet Trend: ‘Grass, The Other Green Meat’
In a world where diet trends come and go faster than one can say “kale smoothie,” a new fad is…
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