East Palestine Mayor Considers City Rename, ‘East Israel’ Seen As More Accurate
Polly TickleIn a move that has sparked both controversy and curiosity, the Mayor of East Palestine, Ohio, is reportedly considering a…
Read MoreSunak’s Donor Drama: PM Proposes Donating £10M to ‘Racism Reversal Fund’
UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has unveiled a bold, albeit bewildering, initiative: the donation of £10 million to what he…
Read MoreUSA Set To Build And Destroy Aid Port In Gaza?
In a bold move that experts are calling a blend of humanitarian effort and an economic stimulus package for the…
Read MoreHistorians Debate Whether St. Patrick Was Actually the Patron Saint of Day Drinking
A fierce debate has erupted within historical circles, challenging the traditional depiction of St. Patrick and suggesting the beloved saint…
Read MoreIrish Historian Discovers Evidence That the Pyramids Were Built by Spud Farmers on Holiday
Chip ByteleyCAIRO – A startling new discovery by Dr. Seamus O’Toole, an eccentric historian at Queen’s University Belfast, is poised to…
Read MoreMiddle East Peace Process Talks Stall as Negotiators Argue Over Hummus Recipe Authenticity
Hummus-Fueled Fury: Middle East Peace Talks Crumble Amidst Recipe Debate JERUSALEM – A promising round of Middle East peace talks…
Read MoreSiberian Bears Qualified to Vote in Russian Elections: ‘Paws for Democracy
Russian electoral officials have announced that, for the first time in history, Siberian bears will be allowed to participate in…
Read MoreMeghan Markle’s Avocado Toast Causes Global Butter Shortage, Sparks Royal Feud
Hold the Avocado! Meghan Sparks Royal Rift and Global Crisis with Toast Obsession Buckingham Palace is in a state of…
Read MoreIDF Develops New Cyberweapon: Deploys Sarcastic Reddit Bots to Sow Confusion Among Enemies
In a groundbreaking development in the realm of cyber warfare, the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) have unveiled their latest strategic…
Read MoreIrish Dance Competition Turns Vicious as Parents Dispute Authenticity of Each Other’s Spray Tans
What began as a celebration of intricate footwork and questionable fashion choices descended into chaos at the regional Irish Dance…
Read MoreArchaeologists Discover Ancient Ruins of International Law in Gaza, UN Claims They’re Just Modern Art
In a groundbreaking discovery that has left historians and political analysts scratching their heads, a team of archaeologists in Gaza…
Read MoreCanada’s Timing Impeccable as Ever: Ceasing Arms Exports to Israel in a Masterclass of Procrastination
In an unparalleled display of impeccable timing, Canada has finally decided to cease its arms exports to Israel, not in…
Read MoreIn a Twist of Fate, Uncle Sam Swaps Hats: From Roadblock to Peacemaker in Gaza”
In a move as predictable as a plot twist in a daytime soap opera, the United States, previously the lone…
Read MoreFar-Right Party Chega Floats Portugal Wall Idea, Aims To Keep Away Mexicans
Lisbon, Portugal – In a move that has left cartographers and geographers scratching their heads, Portugal’s far-right party, Chega, has…
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British Parliament Debates: Should Tea Breaks Be Extended to Discuss the Weather More Effectively?
In a move that surprised absolutely no one familiar with the intricate dance of British bureaucracy, the Parliament erupted in…
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