Media Outlets: Aaron Bushnell Wasn’t a Protest, It Was Just a Hot Day
Polly TickleIn a world where the media’s approach to news can sometimes be more enigmatic than the events they report on,…
Read MoreBritish Royals Secretly Thrilled as ‘Dahomey’ Documentary Wins Berlinale
DominickThe British Royal Family is reportedly experiencing a cocktail of emotions as the documentary “Dahomey,” which unflinchingly addresses the restitution…
Read MoreWestern Leaders’ War Pilgrimage, a Showcase For Bulletproof Vest Manufacturers
In a display of solidarity that could easily be mistaken for a Eurovision entry, Western leaders embarked on what can…
Read MoreUnited Airlines’ Sky-High Safety on Return to Tel Aviv: Parachutes for Every Passenger
Chip ByteleyIn an innovative twist on air travel safety, United Airlines has announced the resumption of its flights to Israel, with…
Read MoreUS Veto on Gaza Ceasefire Resolution: A Masterclass in Diplomatic Hypocrisy
The United States recently exercised its veto power at the United Nations Security Council, blocking a resolution that called for…
Read MoreNavalny’s Final Curtain Call: Putin’s Acting Masterclass in ‘Grieving’
Alexei Navalny, Russia’s most tenacious critic of the Kremlin’s corruption, has mysteriously exited stage left, leaving behind a political theatre…
Read MoreIsrael’s Super Bowl Distraction: Peace, Love, and Bombing Refugees
In a move that surprised many and shocked more, Israel took its public relations strategy to unprecedented heights. Amid growing…
Read MoreAustralia’s High-Flying Mix-Up: Helicopters Instead of Tea Leaves
In what’s being hailed as one of the most bewildering clerical errors of the decade, the Australian government has sheepishly…
Read MoreNorthern Ireland Swaps Crown Jewels For Irish Potatoes
In a ceremony that’s bound to be etched in the annals of history for its sheer crustiness, Northern Ireland saw…
Read MoreBelgorod Drone Incident: “It’s Just Aggressive Weather Balloons!”
The Kremlin has officially downgraded the recent incident over Belgorod, initially reported as a nefarious drone attack, to what is…
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Stormont’s First Order of Business: Deciding Who Gets the Best Parking Spot
As the Northern Ireland Assembly resumes after a lengthy hiatus, the first order of business has unexpectedly turned into a…
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