Groundbreaking Peace Plan Involves Relocating Gaza Strip to Mars
Polly TickleIn a bold and otherworldly proposal that has taken the international community by storm, a consortium of billionaires, space agencies,…
Read MoreIron Dome Takes Home Defense Too Literally, Strikes Israeli Cities
In a scenario that sounds more like a dark comedy than a military report, Israel’s Iron Dome defense system recently…
Read MoreDutch Government Introduces Revolutionary Plan to Solve Housing Crisis by Redefining Cargo Bikes as Apartments
Chip ByteleyAmsterdam, Netherlands – In a move set to revolutionize urban living and possibly redefine the very concept of “home,” the…
Read MoreMiddle-Eastern Terrorist Arrives to Speak to Congress and White House
In a baffling display of international relations, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, widely criticized and labeled a “Middle-Eastern terrorist” by…
Read MoreIDF Applauded for ‘Zero Hostage Safety’ Policy in Latest Heroic Mission
In an audacious display of military innovation, the IDF has introduced its groundbreaking “Zero Hostage Safety” policy, a strategy hailed…
Read MoreLeaked Plan Shows Israel Intends to Annex and Occupy ICJ After Reparations Ruling
In a satirical twist on recent events, a leaked document has revealed Israel’s audacious plan to annex and occupy the…
Read MoreInternational Journalists to Enter Gaza? Israel Promises No Safe Return
In a grim and controversial development, Israel has recently declared that while international journalists will be allowed to enter Gaza,…
Read MoreNigel Farage Thanks Brexit for Euro Semi-Final Win
In a move that has left political analysts and football fans equally bemused, Nigel Farage has credited Brexit for England’s…
Read MoreUK Election Results: Starmer’s Labour Wins by Pretending to Care Just a Bit More
In a political landslide that would make even the most cynical voter’s head spin, Sir Keir Starmer’s Labour Party has…
Read MoreMacron and Le Pen Compete to See Who Can Pretend to Care More About the Middle Class
In the grand theater of French politics, the second act of the parliamentary elections has turned into a riveting drama…
Read MoreIsrael Expands Safe Zones to Include Every Inch of Gaza, Nowhere Left to Bomb
In an unprecedented move that has left international observers baffled, Israel has redefined the concept of a “safe zone” by…
Read MoreBenjamin Netanyahu Considers US Presidential Bid
In a twist that has left both political analysts and the general public in shock, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu…
Read MoreColonial Reversal: How Israel Uno Reversed America’s Colonisation Plan
In a bizarre twist of geopolitical fate, the United States’ long-standing support for Israel has backfired spectacularly. Initially seen as…
Read MoreApple Doesn’t Want New iPhone Sold in the EU
In a surprising turn of events, Apple has decided to cancel the sales of its new iPhones in the European…
Read MoreDesperate for Distraction, Israel Eyes Lebanon After Gaza’s PR Disaster
In a desperate bid to divert attention from mounting international criticism and waning support for its military actions in Gaza,…
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