Benjamin Netanyahu Considers US Presidential Bid
Polly TickleIn a twist that has left both political analysts and the general public in shock, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu…
Read MoreColonial Reversal: How Israel Uno Reversed America’s Colonisation Plan
In a bizarre twist of geopolitical fate, the United States’ long-standing support for Israel has backfired spectacularly. Initially seen as…
Read MoreApple Doesn’t Want New iPhone Sold in the EU
Chip ByteleyIn a surprising turn of events, Apple has decided to cancel the sales of its new iPhones in the European…
Read MoreDesperate for Distraction, Israel Eyes Lebanon After Gaza’s PR Disaster
In a desperate bid to divert attention from mounting international criticism and waning support for its military actions in Gaza,…
Read MoreKim Jong-un to Teach Putin How to Handle Sanctions with Style
In a move that has left the international community both bewildered and amused, Russian President Vladimir Putin is set to…
Read MoreEU to Make Pickup Default Option for Online Orders in Push for Green Shopping
In a landmark move aimed at promoting sustainability and reducing carbon emissions, the European Union is set to introduce regulations…
Read MoreIsraeli Government Scientists Agree: Big Bang Happened on Oct 7, Universe Existed in Void Before Then
In a revolutionary rethinking of cosmological events, Israeli government scientists have officially declared that the Big Bang occurred on October…
Read MoreCeasefire Declared Anti-Semitic by Netanyahu’s Spokesperson
In a move that has raised eyebrows and sparked controversy, a spokesperson for Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has declared the…
Read MoreAIPAC Blames Hamas for Israel’s Ceasefire Refusal
In a striking display of narrative control, the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC), U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken,…
Read MoreJoe Biden to Adopt Netanyahu into Family After Hunter Biden Conviction
In a shocking twist that has left political analysts and citizens alike bewildered, President Joe Biden has reportedly welcomed Israeli…
Read MoreBiden Says Operation Killing US Hostage Was Success
In a statement that has left many scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has declared the recent joint operation by…
Read MoreU.N. Calls for Ceasefire in Gaza Deemed ‘Blatant Antisemitism’ by Israeli Officials
In a dramatic twist of international diplomacy, the United Nations Security Council (UNSC) has issued a strong call for an…
Read MoreGantz Resigns from War Cabinet: “That’s Enough Genocide for Me”
DominickIn a surprising turn of events, Benny Gantz, the former Defense Minister of Israel and a key figure in the…
Read MoreGaza Peace Plan Reveal: More Violence
The much-anticipated unveiling of the latest Gaza peace plan took a turn no one could have predicted. Dubbed as the…
Read MorePentagon Cheers ‘Successful’ Raid: 200 Dead, 4 Rescued, Mission Accomplished!
Washington, D.C. – In a statement that has drawn international condemnation, the Pentagon hailed a recent IDF raid in Gaza…
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