Middle Eastern Terrorist Invited to Speak in Congress
Polly TickleIn a move that has sent shockwaves through political circles, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has accepted an invitation to…
Read MoreIsrael Rejects Israel’s Ceasefire Proposal
In an unprecedented and bewildering turn of events, Israel has rejected its own ceasefire proposal, leaving international observers and diplomatic…
Read MoreBiden Suggests Ceasefire After Ensuring Maximum Damage Achieved
In a move that has left many scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has suggested a ceasefire in Gaza after…
Read MoreIrish-American Shocked to Discover Ireland Really Exists
Chip ByteleyIn a revelation that has left one Irish-American reeling, local resident Patrick O’Sullivan recently discovered that Ireland is not just…
Read MoreEU Pledges to Support Refugees Back on Boats Amidst Calls for More Serious Solutions
In a move that has raised eyebrows across the continent, the European Union has pledged to support refugees by putting…
Read MoreNetanyahu: “Genocide Merely a Tragic Error”
In a statement that has sparked international outrage, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu referred to the recent bombing in Rafah,…
Read MoreBritish Telecommuters to Pay Road Tax Based on Internet Usage
In a scheme that would make even Orwell blush, British telecommuters could soon face a bizarre new tax: paying for…
Read MoreIDF Kills Egyptian Soldier, Netanyahu Apologizes, Insists They Thought He Was a Gazan Citizen
In a tragic incident that has further strained regional relations, the Israeli Defense Force (IDF) mistakenly killed an Egyptian soldier…
Read MoreUS Claims New Gaza Port Doesn’t Exist, Calls It a ‘Mirage’
In a bizarre turn of events, the United States has declared that the newly constructed port in Gaza, which was…
Read MoreBiden: “If Nazis Used Missiles Instead of Death Camps, The Holocaust Would’ve Been Acceptable”
In a statement that has ignited a firestorm of controversy and condemnation, President Joe Biden suggested that if the Nazis…
Read MoreTesco to Launch ‘Choose Your Own Expiry Date’ on Perishables
Grocery shopping is about to get a lot more philosophical. UK supermarket giant Tesco is venturing into uncharted territory with…
Read MoreNew Dutch Government to Ban Fish & Chips In New Push Against English Tourists
The new Dutch government has announced a groundbreaking decision that is making waves across Europe. In an unprecedented move, they…
Read MoreIsrael: “All Efforts Were Made to Prevent Civilian Life”
In a statement that has sent shockwaves through the international community, the Israeli government declared that “all efforts were made…
Read MoreHow Wagner Makes French Troops Look Competent: A Masterclass in Mismanagement
In a move that has left international observers scratching their heads, the government of Mali decided to replace the French…
Read MoreHead of Lettuce Considers Rejoining UK Politics, Expected to Run as Independent
In a surprising twist that has left the British political scene in stitches, the infamous Head of Lettuce, which famously…
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