Tesco to Launch ‘Choose Your Own Expiry Date’ on Perishables
Chip ByteleyGrocery shopping is about to get a lot more philosophical. UK supermarket giant Tesco is venturing into uncharted territory with…
Read MoreNew Dutch Government to Ban Fish & Chips In New Push Against English Tourists
Polly TickleThe new Dutch government has announced a groundbreaking decision that is making waves across Europe. In an unprecedented move, they…
Read MoreIsrael: “All Efforts Were Made to Prevent Civilian Life”
In a statement that has sent shockwaves through the international community, the Israeli government declared that “all efforts were made…
Read MoreHow Wagner Makes French Troops Look Competent: A Masterclass in Mismanagement
In a move that has left international observers scratching their heads, the government of Mali decided to replace the French…
Read MoreHead of Lettuce Considers Rejoining UK Politics, Expected to Run as Independent
In a surprising twist that has left the British political scene in stitches, the infamous Head of Lettuce, which famously…
Read MoreHundreds of Thousands of ‘Anti-Semitic’ Jewish People Protest War in Tel Aviv
In a remarkable and somewhat paradoxical turn of events, Tel Aviv has witnessed its largest anti-war demonstration to date, with…
Read MoreNicki Minaj Arrested at Schiphol Airport, Claims ‘Snoop Dogg Told Me It Was Okay’
DominickIn a headline that has taken the entertainment world by storm, rapper Nicki Minaj was arrested at Amsterdam’s Schiphol Airport…
Read MoreRishi Sunak Declares Government to Be Disbanded to Avoid Election Loss
In a move that has left political pundits and the general public equally baffled, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has announced…
Read MoreIreland to Repurpose Israeli Embassy to House Homeless
In a surprising and symbolic gesture, the Irish government has announced plans to repurpose the soon-to-be-vacated Israeli Embassy building in…
Read MoreUSA and Russia Find Common Ground: Both Denounce ICC as “Inconvenient”
In a surreal twist of global politics, the United States and Russia have found themselves in rare agreement over a…
Read MoreIsrael Declares Hamas Leaders as Jewish in Response to ICC Arrest Warrants
In an unprecedented twist of irony and geopolitical theater, Israel has responded to the International Criminal Court’s (ICC) issuance of…
Read More9 Years After Gay Marriage Passed, All Ireland Now Gay
In a development that has shocked absolutely no one, Ireland, nine years after legalizing gay marriage, has reportedly seen its…
Read MoreLindsey Graham Proposes Invasion of Netherlands: “ICC Can’t Arrest Us If We Own Them”
In a spectacular display of international diplomacy, Senator Lindsey Graham has proposed that the United States should invade the Netherlands…
Read MoreDublin-New York Omegle Experiment Reopens
After a hiatus marked by controversy and lewd behavior, the Dublin-New York portal has officially reopened, promising a renewed and…
Read MoreIsraeli PM Netanyahu Accuses ICC of Colluding with Hamas
Tel Aviv, Israel – In a dramatic escalation of rhetoric, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has accused the International Criminal…
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