After Buying Everything Else, Jeff Bezos Purchases Atlantic Ocean
Chip ByteleyIn an unprecedented move that has stunned environmentalists and monopolists alike, Jeff Bezos, the former Amazon CEO known for acquiring…
Read MorePoliticians to Wear Sponsored Jerseys: A New Era of Transparency in Funding
Polly TickleIn a move that’s being hailed as a game-changer for political transparency, lawmakers across the globe have agreed to a…
Read MoreGovernments to Pump Air into Currency to Increase Value
Desperate Times, Desperate Measures? Governments Eye “Inflation Reversal” by Literally Inflating Currency In a move that seems ripped from a…
Read MoreGovernment Announces Plan to Convert National Debt into a Cryptocurrency: ‘DebtCoin’
In a move that has economists scratching their heads and tech bros cheering, the government has announced a radical plan…
Read MoreTrump and Musk to Launch Joint Venture: Making Mars Great Again
Former U.S. President Donald Trump and billionaire space aficionado Elon Musk have announced a joint venture that is literally out…
Read MoreRyanair Introduces Standing Room Only Tickets for Short Flights
In an audacious pivot from budget flying to budget standing, Ryanair has announced its plan to introduce “vertical travel accommodations”…
Read MoreThe Line: Why Is Saudi Arabia Making The First Cocaine Themed City?
In an ambitious bid to diversify its portfolio beyond oil and into more… powdery ventures, Saudi Arabia has announced its…
Read MoreIsraeli Property Developers Excited for New Gazan Prospects
In a surprising turn of events that has left the international community both baffled and intrigued, Israeli property developers have…
Read MoreThe Guide to Pretending You Understand the Stock Market
In today’s world, where stock market trends like Bitcoin and GameStop dominate conversations from water coolers to dinner tables, the…
Read MoreBillionaires’ New Space Race: First to Open an Exclusive Resort on the Moon
The world’s billionaires have shifted their competitive focus from terrestrial achievements to celestial conquests. The latest endeavor? Establishing the first-ever…
Read More‘The Art of the Deal’ 5 Tips Trump Ignored From His Own Book
In an ironic twist of fate that could only be rivaled by a pizza dough spinning out of control, Donald…
Read MoreWorld’s Billionaires Race to Escape Earth: ‘It’s Not You, It’s Us’
In an unfolding drama that feels more like a cosmic soap opera than reality, the world’s billionaires are in a…
Read MoreCorporations Embrace New Ethical Guideline: ‘Just Don’t Get Caught’
Deep Dive into the “Just Don’t Get Caught” Ethos The simplistic allure of the “Just Don’t Get Caught” philosophy reflects…
Read MoreIsrael Offering Subscription-Based Humanitarian Aid to Compete With UN
DominickIn a move that’s raising eyebrows and chuckles in equal measure, Israel has reportedly decided to tackle UNRWA’s ‘remarkable success…
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New Charity Aims to Raise Financial Aid for the Super Rich
In a heartwarming display of compassion that would make Scrooge blush, the nation’s wealthiest elite have launched a groundbreaking new…
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