Economy So Bad, Wall Street Traders Now Accepting Monopoly Money
Polly TickleIn an absurd reflection of the current economic climate, Wall Street traders have been reportedly accepting Monopoly money in transactions,…
Read MoreSpain and Ireland, The Empathy Within the EU
In the intricate tapestry of geopolitics, where the threads of strategy often obscure the pressing needs of humanity, a retrospective…
Read MorePoliticians to Wear Sponsor Logos on Suits
In a bold move that’s turning heads in both the political and fashion worlds, lawmakers have announced a new initiative…
Read MoreStarbucks Introduces Conflict-Resolution Lattes Amid Boycott Buzz
In a bold and somewhat unconventional strategy, Starbucks has responded to the escalating wave of boycotts with the unveiling of…
Read MoreStudy Reveals New Yorkers Spend 90% of Income on Rent, 10% on Complaining About It
NEW YORK – A groundbreaking economic study has revealed that New Yorkers have achieved an unparalleled level of financial efficiency.…
Read MoreParents Praise Shrinkflation for Providing ‘Automatic Portion Control’ for Kids’ Snack Times
In a surprising twist to the tale of shrinkflation, a phenomenon that has seen consumers getting less product for their…
Read MoreBig Pharma Announces Plans to Patent Air, Citing Years of R&D
Major pharmaceutical conglomerates, in a brazen show of corporate ambition, have announced together a plan to patent the very air…
Read MoreWater Bottle Sales Surge: ‘Hydrate Like It’s Your Job’ Becomes Ramadan Mantra
Chip ByteleyIn a twist even the most seasoned economists couldn’t have predicted, the holy month of Ramadan has triggered an unprecedented…
Read MoreFlorida Man Attempts to Pay Taxes with Alligator
In a move that solidifies Florida’s reputation as the epicenter of the bizarre, a resourceful Sunshine State resident attempted to…
Read MoreMegachurch Installs “Express Lane” for Donations, Godliness Now Available with Upgrade
In a move that blurs the line between salvation and a theme park ride, a prominent megachurch has announced the…
Read MoreGourmet Water: The Latest in Liquid Luxury You Can’t Afford
Move over, artisanal coffee and $20 avocado toast. There’s a new status symbol in town: gourmet water. Yes, you read…
Read MorePersonal Finance Guru Admits: ‘Just Inherit Money, It’s Easier’
Self-proclaimed money guru Harold “Buck” Buckley has admitted that his decades of advice on budgeting, saving, and investing are essentially…
Read MoreChinese Investment in Education Soars After Discovering Students Can Be Taught to Mine Bitcoin
In a move that would make Confucius raise an eyebrow, China’s education system is undergoing a dramatic shift. Forget rote…
Read MoreEgypt Strikes $8 Billion Deal with IMF: Plans to Invest in Pyramid Schemes
Egypt has secured an $8 billion IMF bailout package and has hinted at a shockingly unconventional investment strategy: pyramid schemes.…
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Millennials’ Retirement Rude Awakening: “Renting Forever” Not a Plan
In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through avocado toast enthusiasts nationwide, the millennial generation has been hit with the…
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