Scientists Announce Microplastics as the New Superfood: Part of Your Daily Detox!
Chip ByteleyIn an unprecedented turn of events, scientists have discovered the latest addition to the health food craze: microplastics. These tiny…
Read MoreAmerican Hospitals to Charge Patients for Time Spent in Waiting Rooms
Polly TickleAmerican healthcare seems intent on pushing the boundaries of the absurd, and the latest news suggests they’ve found a new…
Read MorePsychologists Recommend Arguing More to Improve Communication
Forget peaceful resolutions and deep breaths – the world of mental health just got a lot more combative. In a…
Read MoreNew Diet Requires Eating Only Foods That Match Your Outfit
In a move destined to confuse both fashionistas and nutritionists, a new fad diet is turning meal planning into a…
Read MoreHealth Officials Recommend Standing Desks for All Restaurant Dining
In a surprising twist to dining conventions, health officials have made a bold new recommendation: all restaurant dining should be…
Read MoreFrench Retirement Homes to Add TikTok Choreography to Activity Schedules
Get ready for the most unexpected cultural fusion since baguettes met sriracha. French retirement homes are set to ditch the…
Read MoreGym Membership Now Required to Maintain Instagram Account
Get ready for a social media showdown at your local gym! In a legislative move that’s either a stroke of…
Read MoreStudy Finds That People Actually Read Terms and Conditions When Insomnia Strikes
In a twist of fate that’s both ironic and slightly alarming, a groundbreaking new study has revealed a shocking cure…
Read MoreStudies Show Doing Weird Voices While Alone Improves Mental Health by 87%
If you thought those silly voices you use when talking to yourself were a sign of encroaching madness, think again!…
Read MoreOxycontin Blamed for Decline in Lava Lamp Sales
In a twist that no one saw coming—except perhaps the most ardent of conspiracy theorists—it appears that Oxycontin, the controversial…
Read MoreNew Yoga Trend: Poses That Can Be Done in Office Chairs
Stressed-out office warriors, your salvation isn’t a serene yoga studio miles away – it’s the swivel chair you’re currently parked…
Read MoreBeyond Buzzwords: The Real Deal on Self-Care and Our Collective Struggle to Embrace It
“Self-care” has morphed into one of those omnipresent buzzwords, splashed across social media feeds and wellness blogs with the promise…
Read MoreStudy Finds Increasing Number of Babies Learn to Swipe Before They Crawl
In a revelation that would make even the most cheese-enthused Crustian blush, a new study suggests our precious little ones…
Read MoreFDA Approves First Ever Subscription-Based Food Pyramid
In a revolutionary move that has dietitians throwing their kale smoothies against the wall in frustration, the FDA has announced…
Read MoreFIFA To Add Therapist to Referee Roster?
In a move that underscores just how emotionally turbulent the world’s most popular sport can be, FIFA has announced a…
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