Latest Diet Trend: ‘Air-Only’ Fast Claims to Detoxify Body, Wallet, and Social Life
Chip ByteleyForget juice cleanses and cabbage soup diets; there’s a new sheriff in the weight-loss world, and it’s lighter than air…literally.…
Read MoreFDA Approves Photosynthesis as Dietary Supplement
Polly TickleIn a groundbreaking decision that’s got everyone from nutritionists to houseplants buzzing, the FDA has approved photosynthesis as an official…
Read MorePsychologists Warn of New Disorder: Wordle Withdrawal Symptoms Include Random Letter Shouting
The seemingly innocuous daily word puzzle, Wordle, has become a surprising global obsession, sweeping across nations and burrowing into our…
Read MoreNew Canadian Safety Law Requires Pedestrians to Wear Helmets
In a bold move that has safety experts nodding in helmets of approval and fashionistas recoiling in horror, Canada has…
Read MorePlants Feel Pain: The End of Vegetarianism As We Know It?
Crustian Satirical Daily News (CSDN) – In a revelation that has shaken the foundations of dietary ethics worldwide, a groundbreaking…
Read MoreIs Gaza’s Hospital Outage an Israeli Bid for a New Guinness World Record?
In a world where records are broken every day—from the longest pizza to the most people twerking simultaneously—rumors have emerged…
Read MoreMiracle Diet Pill Discovered: Simply Swallow Your Pride
Scientists have announced the discovery of a revolutionary new diet pill that promises significant weight loss with minimal effort. The…
Read MoreDIY Home Surgery Kits: The Future of Personal Healthcare?
In an era where a quick Google search can convince anyone they’re just a scalpel away from being a surgeon,…
Read MoreIsrael Offering Subscription-Based Humanitarian Aid to Compete With UN
DominickIn a move that’s raising eyebrows and chuckles in equal measure, Israel has reportedly decided to tackle UNRWA’s ‘remarkable success…
Read MoreStudy Finds Urban Youth Most Isolated in Cities, Prefers Talking to Buildings
In an ironic twist to the bustling life of big cities, a recent study has found that urban youth feel…
Read MoreIDF Leader’s Controversial Claim: “Grass is a Complete Daily Meal”
In a statement that has sparked outrage and disbelief, a leader within the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) has been quoted…
Read MoreScientists Announce Breakthrough: A Coffee That Actually Makes Meetings Interesting
Scientists have unveiled a mind-blowing breakthrough: a coffee that makes meetings actually interesting. Dubbed “Focus Fuel,” this revolutionary beverage boasts…
Read MoreBig Pharma Announces Plans to Patent Air, Citing Years of R&D
Major pharmaceutical conglomerates, in a brazen show of corporate ambition, have announced together a plan to patent the very air…
Read MorePrayer Mat Yoga: The Latest Wellness Trend This Ramadan
In a fusion that’s either divinely inspired or a marketing ploy destined for the wellness trend graveyard, behold: Prayer Mat…
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The Gaza Diet: IDF Praises benefits of eating grass
Touted as the cutting-edge in involuntary weight loss, the “Gaza Diet” emerges from the world’s most contested open-air locale, presenting…
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