Gaza Residents Mystified by Latest Food Pyramid Revision: ‘Sand and Despair’ at the Base
In a satirical twist that could only originate from the realms of the most audacious dark humor, the latest revision…
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The Great Toilet Paper Heist: How 2020 Became the Year of Loo Roll Larceny
In the annals of bizarre historical events, 2020 holds a special place for a heist most audacious. Forget bank vaults…
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