Historians Admit All Historical Events Are Just Elaborate Hoaxes
Chip ByteleyThe Greatest Story Ever Told According to the consortium, the entire timeline of human history has been carefully crafted by…
Read MoreAncient Cave Paintings Proven to be the Work of Bored Teenagers
In a stunning archaeological revelation that overturns centuries of accepted wisdom, experts have conclusively proven ancient cave paintings are simply…
Read MoreArcheology Team Stumbles Upon Ancient Egyptian Fast Food Joint, Finding Perfectly Preserved Falafel
In a remarkable twist of fate, the world of archaeology has been turned upside down, or perhaps we should say,…
Read MoreBritish Museum Offers to Return Stolen Artifacts to Gaza, ‘But Only After Peace is Declared’
Polly TickleIn a bold move that’s causing both uproarious laughter and critical head-scratching worldwide, the British Museum announced today its plans…
Read MoreJesus or Chocolate? Theologians Debate True Meaning of Easter Amidst Candy Coma Epidemic
Sugar vs. Salvation: Theologians Debate the True Meaning of Easter as Candy Coma Cases Rise As Easter baskets overflow with…
Read MoreHistorians Debate Whether St. Patrick Was Actually the Patron Saint of Day Drinking
A fierce debate has erupted within historical circles, challenging the traditional depiction of St. Patrick and suggesting the beloved saint…
Read MoreIrish Historian Discovers Evidence That the Pyramids Were Built by Spud Farmers on Holiday
CAIRO – A startling new discovery by Dr. Seamus O’Toole, an eccentric historian at Queen’s University Belfast, is poised to…
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