Gaza’s Humanitarian Crisis ‘A Boon for International Aid Donations,’ Says Israel
Polly TickleIn a controversial statement, Israeli officials have suggested that the ongoing humanitarian crisis in Gaza serves as a “boon for…
Read MoreTel Aviv Unveils ‘Food for Freedom’ Program, Relies on Hunger to Foster Peace
In a controversial move, Israeli officials have launched a new program titled “Food for Freedom,” aiming to foster peace in…
Read MoreIsrael Proposes New Blockade Strategy: ‘Make Gaza an Island of Desperation’
In a controversial move, Israel has unveiled a new blockade strategy aimed at turning Gaza into an “island of desperation,”…
Read MoreDelayed Reaction: Uvalde’s Echo Spurs Police into Action… Against Progressive Protesters
In a move that stunned both protesters and police critics alike, law enforcement finally found its sense of urgency this…
Read MoreIsrael Determined to Increase the Need for Food Aid
In a controversial and startling turn of events, Israeli officials have unveiled a plan to “increase the need for food…
Read MoreSWAT Team Spotted Booking Flights to Antarctica As McMurdo Station Protest Comes To Light
In a stunning development that has sent ripples through both the scientific and law enforcement communities, a team of riot…
Read MoreNetanyahu and Co. Might Be Safe from ICC for Now, Thanks to Washington’s Intervention
In an unprecedented display of geopolitical maneuvering, the United States administration has launched what insiders are calling “Operation Justice Jam,”…
Read MoreNetanyahu Announces “New Security Threat”: Anyone Who Doesn’t Share His Latest Tweet
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has declared a “new security threat” to the nation: anyone who fails to share his…
Read MoreNetanyahu’s New Strategy: If We’re Losing, It’s Because We Didn’t Enter Rafah
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s recent unveiling of a new approach to Israel’s security and military posture has not just made…
Read MoreUltra-Orthodox Jews in Israel to Launch New Fitness Craze: Dodging the Draft
In a bid to blend tradition with the modern world’s obsession with fitness, Israel’s Ultra-Orthodox community has unveiled a groundbreaking…
Read MoreGaza’s Latest Truce Proposal Includes Bong Session Between Leaders, World Leaders Skeptical
In a bold move that has left the international community both perplexed and mildly amused, Gaza’s latest proposal for a…
Read MoreGaza to Be Renamed ‘Schrodinger’s City’: Simultaneously Exists and Doesn’t in International Policy
In a move that has baffled diplomats and physicists alike, Gaza is set to be renamed ‘Schrodinger’s City’, embodying its…
Read MoreIsrael’s Latest Strategy: Redecorating Gaza with Precision Airstrikes
The latest strategy out of the geopolitical playbook involves “redecorating” the Gaza Strip using precision airstrikes. This innovative approach aims…
Read MoreBen Gvir Announces Concept of Food Aid as a Hamas Ideal
In a twist that could vex even the most astute satirist, Israeli National Security Minister Itamar Ben Gvir’s latest proclamations…
Read More30,000 Dead, Israel Competing In ‘Olympics of Accusation’
In a perpetual tableau of sorrow, one that seems to loop endlessly across the timeline of recent history, the streets…
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