Israeli Property Developers Excited for New Gazan Prospects
Polly TickleIn a surprising turn of events that has left the international community both baffled and intrigued, Israeli property developers have…
Read MoreIran and Israel Commit to Peaceful Explosions in Joint Effort to Avoid Escalation
In an unprecedented move that has left the global stage both baffled and intrigued, officials from Iran and Israel have…
Read MoreIran’s Response to Israeli Attack Seen as Gross Violation of Double Standards
In an audacious breach of the established norms of international hypocrisy, Iran’s recent retaliatory actions against Israel have been met…
Read MoreInternational Outrage as Iran Forgets to Check Who’s Allowed to Strike First
In an apparent blunder of international proportions, Iran has incited a flurry of global finger-wagging not merely for its use…
Read MoreNetanyahu Refuses Early Election Calls, Says Only War Decides Leadership
In a bold move that has historians scrambling to check if Sparta has somehow taken over modern democracy, Prime Minister…
Read MoreIran Accused of Breaking ‘Unspoken Rules’ by Responding to Attacks
In the latest chapter of the Middle East saga, Iran’s recent retaliation against Israeli aggression has raised more than just…
Read MoreGlobal Leaders Agree: ‘Only Some Countries Get the Self-Defense Card’
In a stunning but unsurprising revelation, the international community has updated its unwritten rulebook, clearly delineating that the ‘self-defense’ argument…
Read MoreIs Gaza’s Hospital Outage an Israeli Bid for a New Guinness World Record?
In a world where records are broken every day—from the longest pizza to the most people twerking simultaneously—rumors have emerged…
Read MoreBiden’s Balancing Act: Juggling Calls for Ceasefire with a $16 Billion Grenade
In an audacious blend of tragicomedy and technological farce, the world witnessed a “GPS Gone Wild” episode, as a high-tech…
Read MoreOne Town Too Many: The Curious Case of the 30,000th Straw That Broke Global Patience
Ottawa, Canberra, Wellington – CSDN: In a move that has political analysts scratching their heads and reaching for their abacuses,…
Read MoreMedia Still Awaiting Entry into Gaza, Considers Using Carrier Pigeons for Updates
In an audacious blend of satire and stark reality that underscores the grim state of press freedom, the notion of…
Read MoreWartime Presidency Forever? Netanyahu’s Strategy to Sidestep Democracy
In the satirical piece, “Wartime Presidency Forever? Netanyahu’s Strategy to Sidestep Democracy,” the narrative humorously explores Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s…
Read MoreIDF Soldier Endorses New Diet Trend: ‘Grass, The Other Green Meat’
In a world where diet trends come and go faster than one can say “kale smoothie,” a new fad is…
Read MoreWhen GPS Fails: How to Mistake Humanitarians for Terrorists in Three Easy Strikes
In an audacious blend of tragicomedy and technological farce, the world witnessed a “GPS Gone Wild” episode, as a high-tech…
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The Gaza Diet: IDF Praises benefits of eating grass
Touted as the cutting-edge in involuntary weight loss, the “Gaza Diet” emerges from the world’s most contested open-air locale, presenting…
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