Kids Sue Parents for Bringing Them Into This Mess Without Permission
Chip ByteleyLos Angeles, CA — In what legal experts are calling the most ambitious lawsuit since someone tried to trademark the…
Read MoreUK Rioters Deny Racism After Beating Black Man: ‘We Thought He Was in Blackface’
DominickIn a stunning display of cognitive dissonance and selective blindness, a group of rioters in the UK have denied allegations…
Read MoreElon Musk to Sue Non-Twitter/X Users for Not Signing Up
In a brilliant twist that only the mastermind behind the Twitter-to-X fiasco could concoct, Elon Musk is now planning to…
Read MorePolice Implement ‘Shoot First, Ask Questions Later’ Policy for Calls from Black Neighborhoods
Polly TickleIn an open acknowledgment of existing biases, police departments across the nation have started implementing a controversial new policy: “Shoot…
Read MorePolice Urge Citizens to Defend Themselves as Calling 911 Now Considered a High-Risk Activity
In a surprising and unsettling development, police departments nationwide have started advising citizens to think twice before calling 911, citing…
Read MoreWoman’s Yoga Journey for Inner Peace Ends in Road Rage Arrest
Liv N. LargeA Journey to Inner Peace Takes an Unexpected Detour In a bizarre twist of fate, Amanda Tranquil, a local yoga…
Read MoreDemocrats Plan White House Cannabis Farm to Swing Voters
In a bold move to greenify politics and sway the undecided, the Democratic Party has unveiled a high-growth strategy: transforming…
Read MoreFlorida Criminal Still Plans to Run for White House
Despite being found guilty of 34 felony counts related to falsifying business records to cover up a hush money payment,…
Read MoreFact-Checking Now Considered Physical Assault in Texas
In an unexpected twist of legislative creativity, Texas has taken the bold step of redefining reality itself. A newly passed…
Read MoreBiden to Release All ‘Low-Level’ Murderers, Claims “No Equivalence with Serial Killers”
In a controversial and unprecedented move, President Joe Biden has announced plans to release all “low-level” murderers, arguing that their…
Read MoreTikTok Eyes Divine Intervention to Dodge U.S. Legal Hellfire
In an unexpected move that has shaken the pillars of both Silicon Valley and St. Peter’s Basilica, TikTok has announced…
Read MoreLocal Government in Ireland Votes to Ban Snoring in Public Spaces
In a move that’s sure to stir restless nights (and mornings) across the country, the local government in a region…
Read MoreTrump Lawyers Create Emoji-Based Explainers to Explain Contempt of Court
Get ready for the legal world to get a whole lot more expressive—and perhaps a bit more perplexing! In response…
Read MoreProsecutors Consider Using Reverse Psychology: ‘Please Don’t Confess, Mr. Trump’
In a novel approach that could only arise from the most surreal chapters of legal textbooks, prosecutors in the trial…
Read MoreLegal Experts Baffled as Trump Attempts to Plead ‘Alternative Innocence’
In an unprecedented twist in courtroom strategy, former President Donald Trump has introduced a novel legal concept that has left…
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