Adulting School for Millennials: Mastering Life One Class at a Time
Chip ByteleyIn an age where “adulting” can seem like a daunting task, a new institution is opening its doors to those…
Read MoreNew Self-Help Book Teaches How to Overthink More Efficiently
Sick of scattered ruminations? Tired of wasting time on unproductive mental spirals? Well, fret no more! The latest self-help phenomenon,…
Read MoreGourmet Water: The Latest in Liquid Luxury You Can’t Afford
Move over, artisanal coffee and $20 avocado toast. There’s a new status symbol in town: gourmet water. Yes, you read…
Read More8 Irrational Fears Everyone Secretly Has (Escalators eating your shoelaces, the random creak at night…)
It’s the middle of the night, and you’re about to drift off into a peaceful slumber when suddenly… creak. Your…
Read MorePersonal Finance Guru Admits: ‘Just Inherit Money, It’s Easier’
Self-proclaimed money guru Harold “Buck” Buckley has admitted that his decades of advice on budgeting, saving, and investing are essentially…
Read MoreRacial Equality Achieved for 24 Hours: World Agrees to Annual ‘Be Decent Human Beings’ Day
In a move that surprised even the most optimistic cynics, the entire world participated in a 24-hour experiment in racial…
Read MoreWorld Poetry Day Sees Historic Peace Treaty Signed Between Rhyming and Free Verse Poets
In a move that stunned the literary world, a peace treaty officially ending the centuries-long battle between rhyming and free…
Read MoreWorld’s First Underwater Internet Cafe Opens, Promises Truly ‘Deep Web’ Experience
Forget crowded coffee shops with spotty Wi-Fi; ocean enthusiasts now have the ultimate distraction-free workspace. Nestled amongst the coral reefs…
Read MoreWorld Happiness Day Recognizes the Leading Cause of Joy: Denial
DominickIn a surprising twist to the usual celebrations, World Happiness Day has taken an unexpected turn by recognizing denial as…
Read MoreInternational French Language Day Introduces ‘Le Texte Twist’: Autocorrect Everything To French
In a move designed to boost global appreciation of the French language (and cause widespread linguistic mayhem), the organizers of…
Read MoreFrench Bulldogs to Lead International French Language Day Parade: Finally, a Role That Speaks to Them
Move over, esteemed linguists and poets! This year, the International French Language Day Parade will be spearheaded by a rather…
Read MoreThe Unsolvable Puzzle of Adulting: Why We’re All Faking It
There’s an unspoken agreement when you leave adolescence – someone, somewhere hands you a mysterious instruction manual titled “Adulting for…
Read More‘Fasting Influencers’ Take Over Social Media: Sponsored Suhoor Smoothies Anyone?
“Hangry? Try This $30 Protein Shake!” Fasting Influencers Colonize Social Feeds Just when you thought the social media wellness sphere…
Read MoreSober St. Patrick’s Day” Movement Gains Traction, Promptly Abandoned After Two Hours of Boredom
Polly TickleIn a misguided attempt to inject a dose of mindfulness into the chaos of March 17th, the “Sober St. Patrick’s…
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New App Promises to Find the Trendiest Brunch Spot Before Anyone Else Knows It Exists
Tired of endlessly scrolling through brunch photos on social media, only to arrive at overcrowded hotspots with hour-long waits for…
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