Area Dad Achieves Peak Performance by Correctly Grilling Entire Pack of Hot Dogs on First Try
Chip ByteleyIn a feat of backyard brilliance that sent shockwaves through the neighborhood, local dad, Tom Weber, cemented his status as…
Read MoreTokyo Zoo to Start Animal Borrowing Program for Pet-Less Homes
Get ready for Tokyo’s newest, cuddliest delivery service! In a move that’s both innovative and incredibly heartwarming, the Tokyo Zoo…
Read More“My Smart Home Hates Me”: When A.I. Goes Rogue and Your Toaster Judges You
When your house knows more about your preferences than you do, we’ve stumbled upon an inconvenient truth: artificial intelligence doesn’t…
Read MoreTinder Dating Algorithms To Match Users Based on Mutual Trauma
Tinder just got a whole lot more emotionally complex. In a move that’s either disturbingly brilliant or a sign of…
Read More“I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won:” Local Man Wages Epic Battle Against Wildflowers
In a tale that speaks of the futility of taming nature, a local man, known for his meticulously manicured lawn…
Read MoreStudy Finds Most Family Members Can Be Easily Replaced with Reasonably Priced Robots
In an eye-catching and somewhat humorous study that seems to blur the lines between sci-fi and suburban reality, researchers are…
Read MoreDoes Your Apple Watch Get Sad When Not Worn?
As our tech gadgets get smarter, it’s easy to wonder if they start developing sentience and maybe even a hint…
Read MoreConspiracy Theorists Demand the Truth About False Teeth
They say never trust a person with false teeth, but that’s just what the conspiracy theorists want you to believe.…
Read MorePsychologists Recommend Arguing More to Improve Communication
Forget peaceful resolutions and deep breaths – the world of mental health just got a lot more combative. In a…
Read MoreAncient Cave Paintings Proven to be the Work of Bored Teenagers
In a stunning archaeological revelation that overturns centuries of accepted wisdom, experts have conclusively proven ancient cave paintings are simply…
Read MoreThe Weather Channel App to Start Offering Relationship Forecasts
Move over five-day forecasts and radar maps, The Weather Channel App is about to delve into a whole new realm…
Read MoreSelf-Proclaimed Minimalist’s Home Filled with Curated Collections of “Essential” Objects
Polly TickleIn a development that challenges the very concept of “less is more,” self-proclaimed minimalist Emily has found herself the unwitting…
Read MoreNew Diet Requires Eating Only Foods That Match Your Outfit
In a move destined to confuse both fashionistas and nutritionists, a new fad diet is turning meal planning into a…
Read MoreLocal Man Declares Himself “Lord of the Flame”, Demands Tribute in Perfectly Cooked Sausages
In a small suburban town, an unparalleled obsession with grilled delicacies has taken root, creating a bizarre and surprisingly fierce…
Read MoreStudent Caught Bribing Janitor for “Strategic” Classroom Cleaning During Test
Finals Week at Winthrop University, traditionally a time of academic culminations and nerve-wracking revisions, has this year turned into the…
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