New Diet Requires Eating Only Foods That Match Your Outfit
Chip ByteleyIn a move destined to confuse both fashionistas and nutritionists, a new fad diet is turning meal planning into a…
Read MoreLocal Man Declares Himself “Lord of the Flame”, Demands Tribute in Perfectly Cooked Sausages
In a small suburban town, an unparalleled obsession with grilled delicacies has taken root, creating a bizarre and surprisingly fierce…
Read MoreStudent Caught Bribing Janitor for “Strategic” Classroom Cleaning During Test
Polly TickleFinals Week at Winthrop University, traditionally a time of academic culminations and nerve-wracking revisions, has this year turned into the…
Read MoreHealth Officials Recommend Standing Desks for All Restaurant Dining
In a surprising twist to dining conventions, health officials have made a bold new recommendation: all restaurant dining should be…
Read MoreFlat Earthers Launch Satellite to Prove Moon is Just a Projection
In a move that defies both common sense and the fundamental laws of physics, a group of Flat Earthers has…
Read MoreStudent Protests Homework, Cites “Forced Unpaid Labor” and Violation of “Chill Weekend Time”
In a bold act of defiance against the tyranny of textbooks, a lone student at has ignited a fiery protest…
Read MoreTop 10 Corporate Buzzwords That Make You Want to Scream into a Pillow
Navigating corporate jargon can often feel like deciphering a complex code, especially when these buzzwords creep into every conversation. Here…
Read MoreLocal Dad Loses Backyard Grill Dominance to Teen Mastering Viral TikTok Recipes
In a stunning upset shaking suburban barbecues to their stainless steel core, a classic backyard power struggle has taken a…
Read MoreStudy Finds That People Actually Read Terms and Conditions When Insomnia Strikes
In a twist of fate that’s both ironic and slightly alarming, a groundbreaking new study has revealed a shocking cure…
Read MoreArea Man Plans to Retire Comfortably on His Collection of Plastic Bags
In a move that’s either a testament to extreme resourcefulness or a sign of misplaced optimism, a local man is…
Read MoreThe 9 Circles of Netflix Hell: A Viewer’s Guide to Terrible Adaptations, Overhyped Documentaries, and Cringe-Inducing Dating Shows
Traversing the treacherous terrain of Netflix’s extensive library can often seem like an arduous journey through Dante’s infamous circles of…
Read MoreA Culinary Disaster Playbook: How to Salvage Burnt Dinners, Exploding Cakes, and Other Kitchen Nightmares with Grace (or at Least, Delivery Apps)
Embarking on a kitchen adventure can sometimes turn into an episode of “Survivor: The Home Edition.” Whether it’s a charred…
Read MorePet Owners Can Now Send Their Animals to DIY Grooming Schools
Get ready for a wave of creatively coiffed pets (and some potential grooming disasters) as DIY pet grooming schools open…
Read MoreNostalgia Sets In: ’90s Tamagotchi Pets Discovered Alive in Back of Closet, Demanding Food and Cuddles
In a discovery that’s sent shockwaves through the hearts of anyone who’s ever begged for a Furby at Christmas, a…
Read MoreLocal Pool Mysteriously Converts to Jell-O Overnight, Conspiracy Theories Abound
In the Sunshine State, where the bizarre is commonplace, a new mystery has residents scratching their heads and sparking wild…
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