How to Win at Online Arguments: A Masterclass in Logical Fallacies, Selective Facts, and the Art of the All-Caps Comeback
Chip ByteleyLet’s face it, the internet is a battlefield. Facts are flung like flaming arrows, logic is a forgotten relic, and…
Read MoreStudy Finds Increasing Number of Babies Learn to Swipe Before They Crawl
In a revelation that would make even the most cheese-enthused Crustian blush, a new study suggests our precious little ones…
Read MoreNew Yorkers Develop Ability to Telepathically Sense Tourists, Science shows
In a development that rivals Spider-Man’s spidey-sense, jaded New Yorkers have apparently developed a new superpower: the uncanny ability to…
Read More8 Signs Your Pet Definitely Thinks They’re in Charge
From commandeering the coziest spots in the house to demanding treats with the imperiousness of royalty, our furry (and feathered)…
Read MoreTeenagers Mysteriously Discover the Ability to Sleep Through ANY Level of Noise
In a development baffling parents, scientists, and sleep-deprived adults everywhere, teenagers across the globe have suddenly acquired the inexplicable ability…
Read MoreStudy Finds People Who Insist on “No Spoilers” Are Most Likely to Accidentally Spoil Things for Others
In a twist of ironic fate, a new study has revealed a shocking truth: those who loudly demand protection from…
Read MoreTop 10 Reasons Your Houseplant Hates You (And May Be Plotting a Slow, Leafy Revenge)
Think your fiddle leaf fig is just being dramatic when those leaves start drooping? Wrong. Those are silent screams of…
Read MoreThe Introvert’s Guide to Socializing: Tips for Surviving Parties, Small Talk, and the Dreaded “So, What Do You Do?” Question
If the idea of mingling sends shivers down your spine, you’re not alone. For us introverts, social gatherings can feel…
Read MoreStudy Finds 9 Out of 10 People Believe They’re the Exception to the Rule
In what can only be described as a blow to collective humility, a groundbreaking new study has revealed a staggering…
Read MoreDictionary Adds New Meaning to ‘Adulting’: Just Barely Functioning
Forget paying bills on time or doing your own taxes – the dictionary has officially lowered the bar for adulthood.…
Read MoreLatest Diet Trend: ‘Air-Only’ Fast Claims to Detoxify Body, Wallet, and Social Life
Forget juice cleanses and cabbage soup diets; there’s a new sheriff in the weight-loss world, and it’s lighter than air…literally.…
Read MoreGlobal Conference on Procrastination Postponed Again
In what is becoming a recurring theme, the highly anticipated Global Conference on Procrastination has been postponed once more, setting…
Read MoreIn Effort to Reduce Commutes, Tesla Consider Moving Offices to Employee Living Rooms
In an unprecedented bid to annihilate the daily commute once and for all, Tesla has announced a groundbreaking new strategy:…
Read MorePsychologists Warn of New Disorder: Wordle Withdrawal Symptoms Include Random Letter Shouting
The seemingly innocuous daily word puzzle, Wordle, has become a surprising global obsession, sweeping across nations and burrowing into our…
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Conspiracy Theories as a Hobby: How to Get Started
Ever get the feeling the world isn’t quite as it seems? That there are hidden forces pulling strings, orchestrating a…
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