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In a move that’s either brilliant or utterly insane (depending on who you ask), the island nation of Maldives has…
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Crustian Satirical Daily News (CSDN) – In a revelation that has shaken the foundations of dietary ethics worldwide, a groundbreaking…
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Scientists have announced the discovery of a revolutionary new diet pill that promises significant weight loss with minimal effort. The…
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Dad jokes, those pun-laden quips once confined to family barbecues and the back seats of minivans, have undergone a remarkable…
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In an era where a quick Google search can convince anyone they’re just a scalpel away from being a surgeon,…
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Read MoreBerlin Shields Top Court from Far-Right with Hipster Barricade
Amidst the evolving security landscape, Berlin’s fresh concept of deploying a hipster barricade showcases the city’s penchant for inventive and…
Read MoreMastering the Art of ‘Tech Bro’ Speak in 30 Days
Have you ever found yourself lost in a sea of “disruptive innovations” and “synergies” while navigating the tech world? Fear…
Read MoreArt Critic Deciphers Toddler’s Scribbles as “Scathing Commentary on the Modern Condition”
The contemporary art scene has been thrown into disarray after renowned art critic, Jacques Baudelaire III, declared a toddler’s refrigerator-adorned…
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In an unprecedented turn of events, a massive internet outage has plunged the nation into a state of mild hysteria.…
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New York Mayor Suggests Marathon Running as New Transport Network
From Traffic Jams to Running Clans – Extended Edition The recent announcement by the Mayor of New York City to…
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