New App Matches Singles Over Shared Dislikes
Chip ByteleyIn the ever-evolving world of online dating, where swipes left and right dictate romantic fates, a groundbreaking new app is…
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Polly TickleIn a revelation that has sent shockwaves through avocado toast enthusiasts nationwide, the millennial generation has been hit with the…
Read MoreApple Vision Pro Headset: Revolutionizing Procrastination
Two months ago, in an audacious move that sought to redefine the concept of work-life equilibrium, Apple unveiled the Vision…
Read MoreStudy Finds Urban Youth Most Isolated in Cities, Prefers Talking to Buildings
In an ironic twist to the bustling life of big cities, a recent study has found that urban youth feel…
Read MoreStarbucks Introduces Conflict-Resolution Lattes Amid Boycott Buzz
In a bold and somewhat unconventional strategy, Starbucks has responded to the escalating wave of boycotts with the unveiling of…
Read MoreItaly’s Migrant Detention Centers To Be Transformed Into Spas
In a stunning and apparently ludicrous move that has raised skeptical eyebrows and spa robes throughout the world, the Italian…
Read MoreLove on the Rocks? Not Anymore! Scientists Discover the Key to Marital Bliss is Passive-Aggression
In a groundbreaking study that challenges traditional notions of romance, researchers at the University of Not-So-Newlywed have discovered a surprising…
Read MoreRamadan Midnight Snack Trends: Sleepwalkers Lead Charge to Refrigerator
As Ramadan progresses, the battle against hunger pangs during pre-dawn hours reaches new heights. This year, however, a peculiar trend…
Read MoreSuhoor Cooking Show Ratings Plummet: Viewers Too Sleepy to Follow Recipes
It seems even the most enticing culinary creations can’t overcome the overwhelming sleepiness that accompanies the Ramadan pre-dawn hours. Suhoor…
Read MorePrayer Mat Yoga: The Latest Wellness Trend This Ramadan
In a fusion that’s either divinely inspired or a marketing ploy destined for the wellness trend graveyard, behold: Prayer Mat…
Read MoreFlorida Man Attempts to Pay Taxes with Alligator
In a move that solidifies Florida’s reputation as the epicenter of the bizarre, a resourceful Sunshine State resident attempted to…
Read MoreLocal Goose Gang Terrorizes Bakery, Demands Daily Offering of Croissants
A gaggle of geese has descended upon Gcase Bakkery, striking fear (and a strange sense of amusement) into the hearts…
Read MoreMan Discovers Family Heirloom: Slightly Moldy Crumpet From Queen Victoria’s Era
A routine attic cleaning turned into a historical revelation for local man Horace Piddleworth when he stumbled upon what appears…
Read MoreNew Study Finds: Pub Regulars May Live Longer Thanks to Daily Dose of Sarcasm
In a discovery that will surely raise pints of celebration across the land, a groundbreaking new study has revealed a…
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Internet Outage Leads to Nationwide Panic as Millions Forced to Experience Reality
In an unprecedented turn of events, a massive internet outage has plunged the nation into a state of mild hysteria.…
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