Belgium’s ‘Build Back Better’ Initiative Faces Unexpected Renovation Courtesy of IDF
Polly TickleIn an unforeseen twist of diplomatic irony, Belgium, known for its waffles, chocolate, and now, its moral high ground in…
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In a twist that combines modern customer service tactics with unconventional warfare, the Houthi rebels have taken a page out…
Read MoreMiddle East Peace Process Talks Stall as Negotiators Argue Over Hummus Recipe Authenticity
Hummus-Fueled Fury: Middle East Peace Talks Crumble Amidst Recipe Debate JERUSALEM – A promising round of Middle East peace talks…
Read MoreSleepy Iranian Town Mistakes Suhoor Alarm for Alien Invasion
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Read MoreNew Middle East Urban Development Plan: More Rubble, Less Trouble
In a groundbreaking move sure to raise eyebrows (and possibly dust clouds), several Middle Eastern nations have announced a revolutionary…
Read MoreFormula 1 Teams Consider Racing on Magic Carpets for Improved Aerodynamics
Chip ByteleyIn a move that’s either inspired, completely insane, or perhaps both, Formula 1 teams are investigating a radical new approach…
Read MoreFormula 1 Drivers to Wear Capes: Because Speed Needs More Drama
In a move hailed as equal parts bold fashion statement and “did they really just do that?”, Formula 1 drivers…
Read MoreHouthis’ New Maritime Gardening Initiative: Fertilizing the Red Sea
The Houthi movement has announced the launch of a groundbreaking initiative: maritime gardening in the Red Sea. Dubbed “Fertilizing the…
Read MoreIsrael’s Super Bowl Distraction: Peace, Love, and Bombing Refugees
In a move that surprised many and shocked more, Israel took its public relations strategy to unprecedented heights. Amid growing…
Read MoreQatar’s Triumph Over Iran: A Testament to Nerves of Steel in Soccer
In a display that had soccer aficionados around the globe on the edge of their seats, Qatar’s national team clinched…
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