Middle East Peace Process Talks Stall as Negotiators Argue Over Hummus Recipe Authenticity
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In a groundbreaking move sure to raise eyebrows (and possibly dust clouds), several Middle Eastern nations have announced a revolutionary…
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In a move hailed as equal parts bold fashion statement and “did they really just do that?”, Formula 1 drivers…
Read MoreHouthis’ New Maritime Gardening Initiative: Fertilizing the Red Sea
The Houthi movement has announced the launch of a groundbreaking initiative: maritime gardening in the Red Sea. Dubbed “Fertilizing the…
Read MoreIsrael’s Super Bowl Distraction: Peace, Love, and Bombing Refugees
In a move that surprised many and shocked more, Israel took its public relations strategy to unprecedented heights. Amid growing…
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In a display that had soccer aficionados around the globe on the edge of their seats, Qatar’s national team clinched…
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