God Confirms: “I’m Not Involved in Israel or Palestine”
Polly TickleIn a rare public statement, God has officially distanced Himself from the ongoing conflict between Israel and Palestine, declaring that…
Read MoreIsrael Marks Ceasefire With Airstrike ‘Just to Set the Tone’
Just hours after a ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas was officially declared, Israel reportedly launched an airstrike on Gaza,…
Read MoreIsrael Expands West Bank Lebensraum Tactics to Target Christians
In a shocking escalation of its controversial policies, Israel has now set its sights on targeting Christian communities in the…
Read MoreNetanyahu Prepares Tel Aviv Population as Human Shield for Possible Iranian Assault
In a paradoxical twist of fate, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is readying Tel Aviv residents for potential Iranian assaults by…
Read MoreIsrael Advocates for Peace Through Assassinations
In a move that has left international observers bewildered, Israel has continued its controversial approach to peace by targeting and…
Read MoreNetanyahu: “Genocide Merely a Tragic Error”
In a statement that has sparked international outrage, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu referred to the recent bombing in Rafah,…
Read MoreSWAT Team Spotted Booking Flights to Antarctica As McMurdo Station Protest Comes To Light
In a stunning development that has sent ripples through both the scientific and law enforcement communities, a team of riot…
Read MoreBritish Museum Offers to Return Stolen Artifacts to Gaza, ‘But Only After Peace is Declared’
In a bold move that’s causing both uproarious laughter and critical head-scratching worldwide, the British Museum announced today its plans…
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