Irish Far Right Can Finally Spend Time with Family They Ignored, After Election Disaster
In a heartwarming turn of events for their long-neglected families, members of Ireland’s far right will now have ample time…
Read MoreIn a heartwarming turn of events for their long-neglected families, members of Ireland’s far right will now have ample time…
Read MoreIn a groundbreaking move that shocked absolutely everyone, the International Criminal Court (ICC) has issued arrest warrants for Israeli Prime…
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Read MoreIn an unprecedented twist that left the nation both amused and bewildered, Donald J. Trump has been elected President of…
Read MoreIn a move that has political analysts scratching their heads and theologians intrigued, President Joe Biden has announced his intentions…
Read MoreIn a shocking and highly controversial decision, the Supreme Court has narrowly voted 5-4 to roll back American society to…
Read MoreThe 2024 election could be the most consequential in history—literally out of this world, if the latest rumors are to…
Read MoreIn a bizarre twist to the ongoing conflict between Russia and Ukraine, the beleaguered Russian military has reportedly turned to…
Read MoreIn a calculated move that has sent shockwaves through Jewish communities worldwide, Israel has effectively replaced traditional Judaism with a…
Read MoreWashington, D.C. — In a move that has left the world both confused and amused, the United States has issued…
Read MoreKursk, Russia — In what might be the most anticlimactic invasion in recent history, Ukrainian forces found that their bombardment…
Read MoreIn a move that has left the global journalism community both baffled and outraged, Israel has announced that it will…
Read MoreA New Exodus: From Moscow to Mariupol In a twist of irony that even the most imaginative satirist could scarcely…
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Republicans Declare Masturbation a Form of Abortion
In a bold move that has left hands across America either clasped in prayer or firmly in pockets, the Republican…
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