World Leaders Redefine ‘Self-Defense’ to Exclude Certain Countries on the Map
Polly TickleIn a stunning revision of geography and international law, world leaders convened this week to redraw the boundaries of where…
Read MoreIran’s Response to Israeli Attack Seen as Gross Violation of Double Standards
In an audacious breach of the established norms of international hypocrisy, Iran’s recent retaliatory actions against Israel have been met…
Read MoreUK Attempts to Soften Image of Colonial Past: ‘It Was More of a Cultural Exchange,’ Claims Education Secretary.
In a satirical twist that seems to leap from the pages of a dystopian novel on historical revisionism, the UK’s…
Read MoreNetanyahu Refuses Early Election Calls, Says Only War Decides Leadership
In a bold move that has historians scrambling to check if Sparta has somehow taken over modern democracy, Prime Minister…
Read MoreIran Accused of Breaking ‘Unspoken Rules’ by Responding to Attacks
In the latest chapter of the Middle East saga, Iran’s recent retaliation against Israeli aggression has raised more than just…
Read MoreBritain to Allow Toddlers to Lead Parliament in Attempt to Bring Maturity into House
Westminster, UK – In what’s being hailed as a bold step towards responsible governance, toddlers across the nation are being…
Read MoreIs Gaza’s Hospital Outage an Israeli Bid for a New Guinness World Record?
In a world where records are broken every day—from the longest pizza to the most people twerking simultaneously—rumors have emerged…
Read MoreOne Town Too Many: The Curious Case of the 30,000th Straw That Broke Global Patience
Ottawa, Canberra, Wellington – CSDN: In a move that has political analysts scratching their heads and reaching for their abacuses,…
Read MoreOverwhelmed ICJ Seeks Freelance Help
Amidst a surge in global tensions (and let’s face it, countries behaving badly), the hallowed halls of the International Court…
Read MoreWorld Declares War on Clowns. No, Seriously, This Isn’t a Joke.
The red noses are off. The baggy pants are a threat. The world has finally woken up to the existential…
Read MoreRussia’s New Military Strategy: Bomb Ourselves to Confuse Enemy
In a move that has left military strategists and international observers scratching their heads, Russian forces have once again bombed…
Read MoreDeja Vu Diplomacy: When ‘Never Again’ Happens Again
In a turn of events that some might describe as “devastatingly predictable,” the grand chambers of the International Court of…
Read MoreSpain and Ireland, The Empathy Within the EU
In the intricate tapestry of geopolitics, where the threads of strategy often obscure the pressing needs of humanity, a retrospective…
Read MorePoliticians to Wear Sponsor Logos on Suits
In a bold move that’s turning heads in both the political and fashion worlds, lawmakers have announced a new initiative…
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Berlin Shields Top Court from Far-Right with Hipster Barricade
Amidst the evolving security landscape, Berlin’s fresh concept of deploying a hipster barricade showcases the city’s penchant for inventive and…
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