U.S. Finally Swipes Right on Ceasefire Proposal After Playing Hard to Get
Polly TickleThe United States, in a move akin to a seasoned Tinder pro, has finally swiped right on a ceasefire proposal…
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In an electrifying turn of events that has taken the political world by storm and possibly rewritten the rules of…
Read MoreSaudi Arabia’s Latest Acquisition: The Ukrainian National Football Team?
Chip ByteleyIn a move that’s raising more than a few eyebrows across the globe, Saudi Arabia has announced its intention to…
Read MoreMedia Outlets: Aaron Bushnell Wasn’t a Protest, It Was Just a Hot Day
In a world where the media’s approach to news can sometimes be more enigmatic than the events they report on,…
Read MoreWestern Leaders’ War Pilgrimage, a Showcase For Bulletproof Vest Manufacturers
In a display of solidarity that could easily be mistaken for a Eurovision entry, Western leaders embarked on what can…
Read MoreUS Veto on Gaza Ceasefire Resolution: A Masterclass in Diplomatic Hypocrisy
The United States recently exercised its veto power at the United Nations Security Council, blocking a resolution that called for…
Read MoreTrump Unveils Exclusive $399 ‘Fraudster Flair’ Sneakers in Wake of Financial Penalty
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Read MoreIsrael’s Super Bowl Distraction: Peace, Love, and Bombing Refugees
In a move that surprised many and shocked more, Israel took its public relations strategy to unprecedented heights. Amid growing…
Read MoreTrump and Haley’s South Carolina Smackdown Turns into Epic Rap Battle
In an unexpected twist to the Republican presidential race, the usual political debate format in South Carolina has been scrapped…
Read MoreNorthern Ireland Swaps Crown Jewels For Irish Potatoes
In a ceremony that’s bound to be etched in the annals of history for its sheer crustiness, Northern Ireland saw…
Read MoreBelgorod Drone Incident: “It’s Just Aggressive Weather Balloons!”
The Kremlin has officially downgraded the recent incident over Belgorod, initially reported as a nefarious drone attack, to what is…
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Stormont’s First Order of Business: Deciding Who Gets the Best Parking Spot
As the Northern Ireland Assembly resumes after a lengthy hiatus, the first order of business has unexpectedly turned into a…
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