Find My Iftar’ App Goes Viral: Locates Nearest Open Buffet in Seconds
Chip ByteleyInstead of the frantic pre-sunset rush that often characterized Ramadan eves, a sense of calm has fallen upon hungry Muslims…
Read MoreSleepy Iranian Town Mistakes Suhoor Alarm for Alien Invasion
Polly TickleUFO Panic Hits Iran: Rogue Alarm Clock Sparks Pre-Dawn Chaos In a bizarre incident that has left experts baffled and…
Read MoreMegachurch Installs “Express Lane” for Donations, Godliness Now Available with Upgrade
In a move that blurs the line between salvation and a theme park ride, a prominent megachurch has announced the…
Read MoreVirtual Reality Iftar Experiences: Dine Anywhere from Mecca to the Moon
Imagine, for a moment, the traditional Iftar experience transformed by the power of virtual reality (VR). The communal meal shared…
Read MoreFasting Fitness Tracker Released: Vibrates If You Reach for Snacks Pre-Iftar
In a fusion of modern technology and traditional religious observance, tech giant InnoTrack has released a groundbreaking new fitness wearable…
Read More‘Fasting Influencers’ Take Over Social Media: Sponsored Suhoor Smoothies Anyone?
“Hangry? Try This $30 Protein Shake!” Fasting Influencers Colonize Social Feeds Just when you thought the social media wellness sphere…
Read MoreFight Islamophobia Day Cancelled, Israel Claims It’s Antisemitic
The annual Fight Islamophobia Day campaign has been unexpectedly thrust into controversy after the Israeli Ministry of Culture issued a…
Read MoreInstant Iftar Meal Kits Flop: ‘Just Add Water’ Concept Confuses Many
The promise of a hassle-free Ramadan experience fell flat with the launch of instant Iftar meal kits. Marketed as the…
Read MoreFurry Faith: Pets Mysteriously Embracing Ramadan Traditions
In a heartwarming (and slightly baffling) development, household pets across the globe appear to be observing Ramadan alongside their Muslim…
Read MoreYour Ramadan Sleeping Habits Just Got an Upgrade: “Fasting Friendly” Alarm Clock Promises Uninterrupted Slumber
In a move that blends spiritual mindfulness with cutting-edge laziness technology, a new tech company is causing a stir with…
Read MoreGlobal Confusion as Ramadan Calendar Syncs with Leap Year: An Extra Day of Fasting or Feasting?
Ramadan Dates Shift, Causing Global Confusion and Culinary Chaos A rare cosmic alignment has thrown the global Muslim community a…
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