Dutch Doctor Shocks Scientists by Curing Death with Paracetamol
Liv N. LargeIn a groundbreaking yet wildly controversial medical revelation, Dr. Hans Van Der Snuffelen, a Dutch physician, has purportedly cured death…
Read MoreElon Musk and Donald Trump to Escape to Mars if Kamala Wins
Polly TickleThe 2024 election could be the most consequential in history—literally out of this world, if the latest rumors are to…
Read MoreExxonmobil Develops Plastic-Eating Fish to Save the Oceans
Chip ByteleyHouston, TX — In what the company is hailing as a revolutionary environmental breakthrough, ExxonMobil has announced the development of…
Read MoreScientists Confirm: Autism May Be Behind Most Vaccines
In a groundbreaking and somewhat ironic twist, researchers have announced that the driving force behind the development of most vaccines…
Read MoreGroundbreaking Peace Plan Involves Relocating Gaza Strip to Mars
In a bold and otherworldly proposal that has taken the international community by storm, a consortium of billionaires, space agencies,…
Read MoreScientists Baffled as Y2K Arrives Two Decades Late
In a turn of events that feels ripped from a tech dystopia novel, the long-feared Y2K bug seems to have…
Read MoreElon Musk’s New Cloning Company Promises to Reintroduce Slavery
In a dystopian twist that feels ripped from the pages of a sci-fi horror story, Elon Musk has announced the…
Read MoreIsraeli Government Scientists Agree: Big Bang Happened on Oct 7, Universe Existed in Void Before Then
In a revolutionary rethinking of cosmological events, Israeli government scientists have officially declared that the Big Bang occurred on October…
Read MoreStudy Finds 100% of Humans Addicted to Breathing, Efforts to Quit Prove Fatal
In a groundbreaking discovery sure to send the medical community reeling, a new study has determined that 100% of humans…
Read MoreNASA Searches For A Universe Without Amazon Prime Day
In an ambitious new mission that blends the final frontier with online shopping, NASA has announced its plans to search…
Read MoreVegan Sharks: Scientists Engineer First Meat-Averse Great White
A team of scientists at the Aquatic Future Lab have successfully engineered the world’s first meat-averse great white shark, affectionately…
Read MoreAmazon and SpaceX Rush To Put Ads on Surface of the Moon
In a move that has left astronomers and late-night stargazers alike scratching their heads, e-commerce giant Amazon and aerospace manufacturer…
Read MoreChina Adds Far Side of the Moon to South China Sea Map
In a bold and unprecedented move, China has declared that the far side of the moon is now part of…
Read MoreHarvard Study Confirms: Harambe’s Death Behind Geopolitical Turmoil
In a shocking revelation, a recent study from Harvard University has concluded that the tragic death of Harambe, the beloved…
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Nicotine-Flavored Broccoli Proposed as Teen Vaping Deterrent
In what might be the most 21st-century twist in the tale of vaping regulations, governments from every corner of the…
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