Shein Research Clothes That Dissolve in Rain to Boost Sales
Chip ByteleyForget poor quality or questionable labor practices. The latest controversy surrounding fast fashion giant Shein takes a bizarrely self-destructive turn.…
Read MoreHas the USA Accidentally Creates Time Warp, Briefly Reverting to Extreme 1950s Politic Trends? This Scientist Thinks So
Polly TickleIn a theory straight out of a sci-fi B-movie, an eccentric scientist claims the United States is experiencing a temporary…
Read MoreInternet Pop Ups Find New Life in Elon Musk’s Neuralink
In an unexpected twist of technological evolution, the once dreaded internet pop-up ads have found a new arena: Elon Musk’s…
Read MoreBillionaires Race to Claim Mars as a Tax Haven
As Earth’s resources dwindle and tax rates rise, the wealthy elite set their sights on a new frontier: Mars. In…
Read MoreGlobal Leaders Agree to Solve Climate Change by 2050 or Whenever Mars Becomes Habitable, Whichever Comes First
In a landmark decision that’s being hailed as “a giant leap for mankind, sort of,” global leaders have unanimously agreed…
Read MoreFlat Earthers Launch Satellite to Prove Moon is Just a Projection
In a move that defies both common sense and the fundamental laws of physics, a group of Flat Earthers has…
Read MoreConspiracy Theories as a Hobby: How to Get Started
Ever get the feeling the world isn’t quite as it seems? That there are hidden forces pulling strings, orchestrating a…
Read MoreTeenagers Mysteriously Discover the Ability to Sleep Through ANY Level of Noise
In a development baffling parents, scientists, and sleep-deprived adults everywhere, teenagers across the globe have suddenly acquired the inexplicable ability…
Read MoreResearchers Announce Breakthrough: Earth is Flat, But Only on Tuesdays
In a discovery that overturns centuries of physics and has cartographers desperately re-drawing their maps, a team of researchers has…
Read MoreMr. Beast to Team With Elon Musk’s SpaceX For First Moon Based Youtube Challenge
In an audacious leap beyond Earth-bound stunts, YouTube sensation Mr. Beast has partnered with SpaceX to launch what promises to…
Read MoreInternational Space Station To Open Luxury Hotel Wing
In a groundbreaking endeavor that challenges the conventions of luxury travel, the International Space Station is poised to introduce its…
Read MoreResearchers Discover That Cats Can See WiFi Signals
In a stunning revelation that’s sending shockwaves through both the tech and pet communities, researchers at the University of Silicon…
Read MoreTrump and Musk to Launch Joint Venture: Making Mars Great Again
Former U.S. President Donald Trump and billionaire space aficionado Elon Musk have announced a joint venture that is literally out…
Read MoreElon Musk Pledges to End Homelessness by Purchasing the Moon
In a stunning announcement that left both astronomers and economists scratching their heads, tech magnate Elon Musk has declared his…
Read More
Study Finds 9 out of 10 Americans Prefer Their Own Facts
A new study published in the esteemed journal “Not The Onion” has revealed a startling truth about the American public:…
Read More