NASA Announces Plans to Litter on Mars, Citing Earth’s Success with Trash
In a press release that has everyone from environmentalists to interplanetary strategists scratching their heads, NASA has announced a bold…
Read MoreIn a press release that has everyone from environmentalists to interplanetary strategists scratching their heads, NASA has announced a bold…
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Read MoreIn an unprecedented press release transmitted via inexplicable light patterns in the night sky, an advanced alien civilization has officially…
Read MoreIn an unprecedented celestial event that’s got the whole world tilting their heads, the moon lander Odysseus, named after the…
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