Study Finds Most Family Members Can Be Easily Replaced with Reasonably Priced Robots
Chip ByteleyIn an eye-catching and somewhat humorous study that seems to blur the lines between sci-fi and suburban reality, researchers are…
Read MoreDoes Your Apple Watch Get Sad When Not Worn?
As our tech gadgets get smarter, it’s easy to wonder if they start developing sentience and maybe even a hint…
Read MoreGmail Password Resets Now Require a Doctor’s Note and a Small Sacrifice
Polly TickleIn an unusual twist on cybersecurity measures, Google has introduced a perplexing new policy for Gmail password resets: forgotten passwords…
Read MoreThe Weather Channel App to Start Offering Relationship Forecasts
Move over five-day forecasts and radar maps, The Weather Channel App is about to delve into a whole new realm…
Read MorePhD Required to Operate New Mcdonalds Ice Cream Machines, Says Manufacture
Forget a simple instruction manual—McDonald’s infamous ice cream machines are about to become significantly less approachable. The manufacturer, in a…
Read MoreTikTok Eyes Divine Intervention to Dodge U.S. Legal Hellfire
In an unexpected move that has shaken the pillars of both Silicon Valley and St. Peter’s Basilica, TikTok has announced…
Read MoreGym Membership Now Required to Maintain Instagram Account
Get ready for a social media showdown at your local gym! In a legislative move that’s either a stroke of…
Read MoreSoftware Update Allows Samsung Smart Fridges to Feel Lonely
In what might seem like a scene from a futuristic sci-fi flick, Samsung smart fridges are set to tap into…
Read MoreApple Vision Pro App Turns Political Debates into Mute Pantomimes
In a groundbreaking update that’s sending waves through both tech and political circles, Apple’s latest Vision Pro app feature has…
Read MoreWork Emails to Auto-Delete if Not Read Within 24 Hours, Gmail Announces
Get ready for inbox mayhem, courtesy of Gmail! Their latest feature promises to revolutionize email as we know it –…
Read MoreHistory Class Debate Over Whether TikTok Counts as a Primary Source Rages for Weeks
In a clash of generational paradigms, a history class at has been embroiled in a fiery debate for weeks over…
Read MoreMr. Beast to Team With Elon Musk’s SpaceX For First Moon Based Youtube Challenge
In an audacious leap beyond Earth-bound stunts, YouTube sensation Mr. Beast has partnered with SpaceX to launch what promises to…
Read MoreGlobal Tech Giants Announce Joint Venture to Develop AI That Understands Sarcasm
In a move that seems destined for epic failure, tech behemoths worldwide are joining forces in a quixotic attempt to…
Read MoreTikTok To Alert Users When They’ve Been Offline for More Than an Hour
In a move that has absolutely nothing to do with fostering addiction and everything to do with genuine care for…
Read MoreIn Effort to Reduce Commutes, Tesla Consider Moving Offices to Employee Living Rooms
In an unprecedented bid to annihilate the daily commute once and for all, Tesla has announced a groundbreaking new strategy:…
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