US Approves F-16 Fighter Jets Sale to Turkey: Erdogan Plans Air Show Over Greece
Polly TickleIn a satirical twist on international military deals, the United States’ approval of F-16 fighter jet sales to Turkey has…
Read MoreICJ Orders Israel to Stop Acts of Genocide: Israel Asks for Definition of ‘Stop’
In the realm of international law, instances arise that illuminate not only the gravitas of legal discourse but also the…
Read MoreEast Palestine Mayor Considers City Rename, ‘East Israel’ Seen As More Accurate
In a move that has sparked both controversy and curiosity, the Mayor of East Palestine, Ohio, is reportedly considering a…
Read MoreUSA Set To Build And Destroy Aid Port In Gaza?
In a bold move that experts are calling a blend of humanitarian effort and an economic stimulus package for the…
Read MoreCongress to Vote on Declaring the “Chicken Dance” a National Security Threat
In a move that has ruffled feathers across the nation, Congress is set to vote on a resolution that would…
Read MoreNCAA Bribery Scandel: “It Appears Some Players Received Ramen and Textbooks.”
Chip ByteleyThe NCAA bribery scandals have taken a shocking turn, with new revelations that players received lavish compensation in the form…
Read MoreFlorida Man Attempts to Pay Taxes with Alligator
In a move that solidifies Florida’s reputation as the epicenter of the bizarre, a resourceful Sunshine State resident attempted to…
Read MoreTech Companies to Introduce ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ App for Disaster Response
In a move that can only be described as peak Silicon Valley cynicism, tech giants have unveiled a groundbreaking new…
Read MoreBiden Trips On Escalator, Blames Turbulance in Confusion
In an event that’s already becoming fodder for late-night talk shows and social media memes, President Joe Biden experienced a…
Read MoreAI’s Election Meddling Gets Upgrade: Now Capable of Running for Office Itself
In an astonishing twist to the age-old tale of election meddling, Artificial Intelligences across the globe have received a software…
Read MoreMTG Proposes Ban on Balloons: “They’re Just Chinese Spy Unicorns in Disguise”
Washington D.C. – In a move that has left both party planners and national security experts bewildered, firebrand congresswoman Marjorie…
Read MoreRepublicans Mistakenly Believes “Deepfake” Politician Is a Refreshing Change from the Usual Liars
In an era where trust in political figures wanes and digital technology reaches unprecedented heights, a nation has found itself…
Read MoreCanada’s Timing Impeccable as Ever: Ceasing Arms Exports to Israel in a Masterclass of Procrastination
In an unparalleled display of impeccable timing, Canada has finally decided to cease its arms exports to Israel, not in…
Read MoreIn a Twist of Fate, Uncle Sam Swaps Hats: From Roadblock to Peacemaker in Gaza”
In a move as predictable as a plot twist in a daytime soap opera, the United States, previously the lone…
Read MoreSix Nations: Seeking Volunteers to Explain the Rules to Americans
American Newbies Watch, But Who Can Explain the Rules? The annual Six Nations rugby tournament is upon us, and the…
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