USA Proposes ICC Bylaw Amendment: ‘All Charges Are Created Equal, Except When They’re Not’
Polly TickleIn a controversial move, the United States administration has proposed an amendment to the International Criminal Court’s (ICC) bylaws, aiming…
Read MoreWashington Warns ICC: ‘Justice Is a Privilege, Not a Right’
In a controversial move, the United States has warned the International Criminal Court (ICC) against its recent string of arrest…
Read MoreICC Considers Adding White House to Arrest List Amid ‘Interference Inquiries’
The International Criminal Court (ICC) is reportedly weighing the inclusion of the White House on its list of potential investigations,…
Read MoreTrump Lawyers Create Emoji-Based Explainers to Explain Contempt of Court
Chip ByteleyGet ready for the legal world to get a whole lot more expressive—and perhaps a bit more perplexing! In response…
Read MoreDelayed Reaction: Uvalde’s Echo Spurs Police into Action… Against Progressive Protesters
In a move that stunned both protesters and police critics alike, law enforcement finally found its sense of urgency this…
Read MoreSWAT Team Spotted Booking Flights to Antarctica As McMurdo Station Protest Comes To Light
In a stunning development that has sent ripples through both the scientific and law enforcement communities, a team of riot…
Read MoreUS Pledges to Sanction ICC, Citing ‘Too Many Warrants, Not Enough Freedom’
In a bold and unprecedented move, the United States has vowed to sanction the International Criminal Court (ICC), asserting that…
Read MoreMiami Public Transit Systems to Introduce Silent Carriages for Introverts
Miami, the vibrant, energetic city known for its pulsing music scene and enthusiastic crowds, is about to offer a surprising…
Read MoreOxycontin Blamed for Decline in Lava Lamp Sales
In a twist that no one saw coming—except perhaps the most ardent of conspiracy theorists—it appears that Oxycontin, the controversial…
Read MoreGovernments to Pump Air into Currency to Increase Value
Desperate Times, Desperate Measures? Governments Eye “Inflation Reversal” by Literally Inflating Currency In a move that seems ripped from a…
Read MoreThe Pursuit of Happiness: Now Sponsored by Energy Drinks and Anxiety Meds: Satirizing the frantic search for fulfillment against modern pressures.
In an age where the quest for contentment has become as frantic as a Black Friday doorbuster sale, the latest…
Read MoreKentucky Hiking Trails Now Rated by Instagram Photo Opportunity Potential
Hikers in Kentucky, grab your smartphones and prepare for a dramatic shift in trail selection! Scenic vistas and challenging terrain…
Read MoreNYC Bookstores to Charge Cover Fee to Account for ‘Just Browsing’
In a move that’s sent shockwaves through the tight-knit literary community, several New York City bookstores are experimenting with a…
Read MoreUS National Parks to Install WiFi to Increase Nature Engagement
Get ready for a clash of the classics: the serenity of nature and the buzz of the internet are about…
Read MoreNew Yorkers Develop Ability to Telepathically Sense Tourists, Science shows
In a development that rivals Spider-Man’s spidey-sense, jaded New Yorkers have apparently developed a new superpower: the uncanny ability to…
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