‘The Art of the Deal’ 5 Tips Trump Ignored From His Own Book
Polly TickleIn an ironic twist of fate that could only be rivaled by a pizza dough spinning out of control, Donald…
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In an apparent blunder of international proportions, Iran has incited a flurry of global finger-wagging not merely for its use…
Read MoreUS Nervously Calls New Israeli Settlements ‘Inconsistent’ with International Law
In what could only be termed as the diplomatic equivalent of saying “I’m not mad, just disappointed,” the United States…
Read MoreIran Accused of Breaking ‘Unspoken Rules’ by Responding to Attacks
In the latest chapter of the Middle East saga, Iran’s recent retaliation against Israeli aggression has raised more than just…
Read MoreBoston Marathon Runners Now Required to Carry Sponsors on Their Backs for the Entire Race
Chip ByteleyThe Boston Marathon, traditionally a test of human endurance and willpower, has jettisoned its esteemed history for a model that’s…
Read MoreO.J. Simpson Loses Last Appeal as Cancer Pleads the Fifth
In an unscripted final act, O.J. Simpson, the once-glorified NFL star turned infamous defendant, has lost his last appeal in…
Read MoreBiden’s Double Feature: Calls for Ceasefire and Unwraps $16 Billion Party Favor for the Battlefield
In a move that has cinephiles and political analysts alike scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has premiered his latest…
Read MoreBiden’s Balancing Act: Juggling Calls for Ceasefire with a $16 Billion Grenade
In an audacious blend of tragicomedy and technological farce, the world witnessed a “GPS Gone Wild” episode, as a high-tech…
Read MoreNew Study Shows US, UK Use Metric System for Morality When Judging Israel and Russia
In a satirical twist that has the international community both chuckling and nodding in recognition, a recent study purportedly conducted…
Read MoreCeasefire, Please, but First, Take This $16 Billion War Chest: Biden’s Contradictory Cotillion
DominickIn a gala event that could only be described as a bewildering blend of ballroom elegance and battlefield strategy, President…
Read MoreEconomy So Bad, Wall Street Traders Now Accepting Monopoly Money
In an absurd reflection of the current economic climate, Wall Street traders have been reportedly accepting Monopoly money in transactions,…
Read MoreHouthis Offer ‘Missile-Targeting Satisfaction Survey’
In a twist that combines modern customer service tactics with unconventional warfare, the Houthi rebels have taken a page out…
Read MoreTucker Carlson and Vladimir Putin’s Unexpected Sitcom Venture
The surprising revelation that Tucker Carlson and Vladimir Putin are set to co-star in a sitcom has flipped the media…
Read MoreStudy Reveals New Yorkers Spend 90% of Income on Rent, 10% on Complaining About It
NEW YORK – A groundbreaking economic study has revealed that New Yorkers have achieved an unparalleled level of financial efficiency.…
Read MoreFlorida Man Attempts to Sue Hurricane, Demands “Change of Venue”
“Your Honor, This Storm is Ruining My Vibe!” Florida Man’s Landmark Case to Stop Hurricane MIAMI, FL – In a…
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