Ben Gvir Announces Concept of Food Aid as a Hamas Ideal
Polly TickleIn a twist that could vex even the most astute satirist, Israeli National Security Minister Itamar Ben Gvir’s latest proclamations…
Read More30,000 Dead, Israel Competing In ‘Olympics of Accusation’
In a perpetual tableau of sorrow, one that seems to loop endlessly across the timeline of recent history, the streets…
Read MoreNATO Increases Donations of ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ to Ukraine
In a groundbreaking move that’s set the international stage abuzz, NATO has reportedly ramped up its contributions to Ukraine, not…
Read MoreUS Nervously Calls New Israeli Settlements ‘Inconsistent’ with International Law
In what could only be termed as the diplomatic equivalent of saying “I’m not mad, just disappointed,” the United States…
Read MoreBritain to Allow Toddlers to Lead Parliament in Attempt to Bring Maturity into House
Westminster, UK – In what’s being hailed as a bold step towards responsible governance, toddlers across the nation are being…
Read MoreO.J. Simpson Loses Last Appeal as Cancer Pleads the Fifth
In an unscripted final act, O.J. Simpson, the once-glorified NFL star turned infamous defendant, has lost his last appeal in…
Read MoreOne Town Too Many: The Curious Case of the 30,000th Straw That Broke Global Patience
Ottawa, Canberra, Wellington – CSDN: In a move that has political analysts scratching their heads and reaching for their abacuses,…
Read MoreOverwhelmed ICJ Seeks Freelance Help
Amidst a surge in global tensions (and let’s face it, countries behaving badly), the hallowed halls of the International Court…
Read MoreIsrael Offering Subscription-Based Humanitarian Aid to Compete With UN
DominickIn a move that’s raising eyebrows and chuckles in equal measure, Israel has reportedly decided to tackle UNRWA’s ‘remarkable success…
Read MoreRussia’s New Military Strategy: Bomb Ourselves to Confuse Enemy
In a move that has left military strategists and international observers scratching their heads, Russian forces have once again bombed…
Read MoreDeja Vu Diplomacy: When ‘Never Again’ Happens Again
In a turn of events that some might describe as “devastatingly predictable,” the grand chambers of the International Court of…
Read MoreSpain and Ireland, The Empathy Within the EU
In the intricate tapestry of geopolitics, where the threads of strategy often obscure the pressing needs of humanity, a retrospective…
Read MoreBelgium’s ‘Build Back Better’ Initiative Faces Unexpected Renovation Courtesy of IDF
In an unforeseen twist of diplomatic irony, Belgium, known for its waffles, chocolate, and now, its moral high ground in…
Read MoreHouthis Offer ‘Missile-Targeting Satisfaction Survey’
In a twist that combines modern customer service tactics with unconventional warfare, the Houthi rebels have taken a page out…
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The Gaza Diet: IDF Praises benefits of eating grass
Touted as the cutting-edge in involuntary weight loss, the “Gaza Diet” emerges from the world’s most contested open-air locale, presenting…
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