Trump and Biden Turn Super Tuesday into Super Smackdown, Wrestle for the Soul of America
Polly TickleIn an electrifying turn of events that has taken the political world by storm and possibly rewritten the rules of…
Read MoreHouthis’ New Maritime Gardening Initiative: Fertilizing the Red Sea
The Houthi movement has announced the launch of a groundbreaking initiative: maritime gardening in the Red Sea. Dubbed “Fertilizing the…
Read MoreMoon Lander Odysseus Stages ‘Lie Down Protest’
Chip ByteleyIn an unprecedented celestial event that’s got the whole world tilting their heads, the moon lander Odysseus, named after the…
Read MoreUnited Airlines’ Sky-High Safety on Return to Tel Aviv: Parachutes for Every Passenger
In an innovative twist on air travel safety, United Airlines has announced the resumption of its flights to Israel, with…
Read MoreUS Veto on Gaza Ceasefire Resolution: A Masterclass in Diplomatic Hypocrisy
The United States recently exercised its veto power at the United Nations Security Council, blocking a resolution that called for…
Read MoreIsrael’s Super Bowl Distraction: Peace, Love, and Bombing Refugees
In a move that surprised many and shocked more, Israel took its public relations strategy to unprecedented heights. Amid growing…
Read MoreNorthern Ireland Swaps Crown Jewels For Irish Potatoes
In a ceremony that’s bound to be etched in the annals of history for its sheer crustiness, Northern Ireland saw…
Read MoreBelgorod Drone Incident: “It’s Just Aggressive Weather Balloons!”
The Kremlin has officially downgraded the recent incident over Belgorod, initially reported as a nefarious drone attack, to what is…
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