Joe Biden Drops Out of 2024 Election to Focus on Mumble Rap Career
Polly TickleIn a stunning announcement that has left both the political and music worlds reeling, President Joe Biden has declared his…
Read MoreScientists Baffled as Y2K Arrives Two Decades Late
Chip ByteleyIn a turn of events that feels ripped from a tech dystopia novel, the long-feared Y2K bug seems to have…
Read MoreInternational Journalists to Enter Gaza? Israel Promises No Safe Return
In a grim and controversial development, Israel has recently declared that while international journalists will be allowed to enter Gaza,…
Read MoreTrump Pledges to Build Wall Around Himself, Claims Biden Will Foot the Bill
In a theatrical twist on his infamous border wall promise, Donald Trump announced plans to construct a “beautiful, impenetrable wall”…
Read MoreDid Trump’s “Shoot Pedophiles” Order Backfire Spectacularly?
In an ironic and tragic twist, Donald Trump’s hardline stance on gun rights and vigilante justice has come back to…
Read MoreGod Ignores Pope’s Plea for Priests
In a desperate plea to the heavens, Pope Francis has urged religious orders to pray for new priests and nuns…
Read MoreDonald Trump: America’s First King?
In a surreal twist that feels ripped from the pages of a dystopian novel, former President Donald Trump’s potential return…
Read MoreMacron and Le Pen Compete to See Who Can Pretend to Care More About the Middle Class
In the grand theater of French politics, the second act of the parliamentary elections has turned into a riveting drama…
Read MoreIsrael Expands Safe Zones to Include Every Inch of Gaza, Nowhere Left to Bomb
In an unprecedented move that has left international observers baffled, Israel has redefined the concept of a “safe zone” by…
Read MoreSupreme Court Approves Biden Plan to Murder Donald Trump
In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, the Supreme Court, in a decision…
Read MoreColonial Reversal: How Israel Uno Reversed America’s Colonisation Plan
In a bizarre twist of geopolitical fate, the United States’ long-standing support for Israel has backfired spectacularly. Initially seen as…
Read MoreElon Musk Outlines Plans to Solve World Hunger by Eating the Poor
In a shocking turn of events, tech billionaire Elon Musk has unveiled a controversial new plan to tackle world hunger:…
Read MoreUN Turns to GoFundMe for Peacekeeping Missions with Adopt-a-Soldier Program
In an unprecedented move to address severe budget constraints, the United Nations has launched a crowdfunding campaign to fund its…
Read MoreBiden Considers Border Wall in Push to Swing Republican Voters
In a strategic shift aimed at appealing to Republican voters, President Joe Biden is reportedly considering the resumption of border…
Read MoreMeta, Twitter Win Exclusive Rights to Promote Terrorism, Free Speech Considered More Important Than Safety
In a landmark ruling, the Supreme Court has decided in favor of social media giants Meta (formerly Facebook) and Twitter,…
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