Desperate for Distraction, Israel Eyes Lebanon After Gaza’s PR Disaster
Polly TickleIn a desperate bid to divert attention from mounting international criticism and waning support for its military actions in Gaza,…
Read MoreKim Jong-un to Teach Putin How to Handle Sanctions with Style
In a move that has left the international community both bewildered and amused, Russian President Vladimir Putin is set to…
Read MoreVatican to Consider Priests in Drag, in Push to Recover Community Trust
In a desperate bid to rehabilitate its tarnished image, the Vatican is reportedly contemplating a radical initiative: allowing priests to…
Read MoreIsraeli Government Scientists Agree: Big Bang Happened on Oct 7, Universe Existed in Void Before Then
In a revolutionary rethinking of cosmological events, Israeli government scientists have officially declared that the Big Bang occurred on October…
Read MoreCeasefire Declared Anti-Semitic by Netanyahu’s Spokesperson
In a move that has raised eyebrows and sparked controversy, a spokesperson for Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has declared the…
Read MoreJoe Biden to Adopt Netanyahu into Family After Hunter Biden Conviction
In a shocking twist that has left political analysts and citizens alike bewildered, President Joe Biden has reportedly welcomed Israeli…
Read MoreBiden Says Operation Killing US Hostage Was Success
In a statement that has left many scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has declared the recent joint operation by…
Read MoreU.N. Calls for Ceasefire in Gaza Deemed ‘Blatant Antisemitism’ by Israeli Officials
In a dramatic twist of international diplomacy, the United Nations Security Council (UNSC) has issued a strong call for an…
Read MoreGantz Resigns from War Cabinet: “That’s Enough Genocide for Me”
DominickIn a surprising turn of events, Benny Gantz, the former Defense Minister of Israel and a key figure in the…
Read MorePentagon Cheers ‘Successful’ Raid: 200 Dead, 4 Rescued, Mission Accomplished!
Washington, D.C. – In a statement that has drawn international condemnation, the Pentagon hailed a recent IDF raid in Gaza…
Read MoreICC Judge Discovers Plumber Is Actually Mossad Agent Installing Surveillance Equipment
In a bizarre twist that could be straight out of a spy thriller, an ICC judge recently discovered that his…
Read MoreIreland and UK Seek Agreement on Irish Unification Subscription Plan: One County Every 14 Months
In a move that has both puzzled and amused political analysts, Ireland and the UK are reportedly seeking to agree…
Read MorePanama and USA Sign Deal to Relocate Climate Deniers to Sinking Island
In a unique approach to addressing climate change skepticism, Panama and the USA have signed a groundbreaking agreement to relocate…
Read MoreNetanyahu Assures Public: ‘Ceasefire Will Be Over Before You Know It’
In a statement that has left many scratching their heads, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu assured the Israeli public that the…
Read MoreChina Adds Far Side of the Moon to South China Sea Map
In a bold and unprecedented move, China has declared that the far side of the moon is now part of…
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