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DominickApple Unveils Revolutionary ‘Work from Womb’ Initiative Promising Productivity Before Birth
Apple has done it again. Just when we thought they’d exhausted every possible way to integrate technology into the most…
Read MoreElon Musk Reveals Twitter’s ‘X’ Stands For ‘Xenophobia’
Elon Musk, never one to shy away from controversy, has dropped a bombshell about his latest rebranding effort: Twitter’s transformation…
Read MoreIsrael to Allow Journalists from North Sentinel Island into Gaza
In a move that has left the global journalism community both baffled and outraged, Israel has announced that it will…
Read MoreUkraine Welcomes Growing Wave of Russian Refugees Fleeing Kremlin Control
A New Exodus: From Moscow to Mariupol In a twist of irony that even the most imaginative satirist could scarcely…
Read MoreUS Decides Rape is Acceptable Military Action
The United States has found a new benchmark for moral flexibility, with its decision to continue funneling military aid to…
Read MoreIsrael Expands West Bank Lebensraum Tactics to Target Christians
In a shocking escalation of its controversial policies, Israel has now set its sights on targeting Christian communities in the…
Read MoreUS Government Proudly Announces Plan to Shelter All Homeless Veterans in National Forests
Washington, D.C. – In a bold move hailed as a win for both veterans and the environment, the U.S. government…
Read MoreRussia Applies to NATO for Defence Against Ukraine
Russia, a nation renowned for its military prowess and unparalleled ability to invade neighbors, has now found itself in a…
Read MorePutin Claims Kursk is “Historically Disputed” as Ukrainian Forces Advance
In a staggering twist of revisionist history, Vladimir Putin has now declared that the Kursk region, currently being overrun by…
Read More“MyNuggetsMrBigHands”: Iran’s Intelligence Agency Exposes Trump’s Password in Unprecedented Security Breach
In what can only be described as an explosive revelation, Iran’s intelligence agency has allegedly penetrated the inner workings of…
Read MoreMyspace Poised for Twitter Takeover as Musk’s Empire Crumbles
Myspace Sets Its Sights on Twitter Takeover as Musk’s Social Media Empire Crumbles Amid UK Riots In a twist that…
Read MoreUkraine’s Invasion of Russia: How an Expired WinRAR License Turned the Tables on Putin
In a shocking and unprecedented development, Ukrainian forces have reportedly launched a full-scale invasion into Russian territory, marking a dramatic…
Read MoreAmerican Evangelicals Abandon Jesus After Actually Reading Bible, Still Claim to Be Christian
In what can only be described as a theological plot twist of biblical proportions, American Evangelicals are reportedly distancing themselves…
Read MoreIsrael Mulls Expanding Lebensraum to Lebanon
In a development that seems ripped from the pages of a history book best left in the past, Israel is…
Read MoreElon Musk to Sue EU for Falling Tesla Sales
Elon Musk, never one to shy away from controversy, is reportedly preparing to sue the European Union over Tesla’s declining…
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