Biden Considers Border Wall in Push to Swing Republican Voters
Polly TickleIn a strategic shift aimed at appealing to Republican voters, President Joe Biden is reportedly considering the resumption of border…
Read MoreTrump Foresees the End of Democracy: ‘If I Win, It’s Game Over, Folks’
In an ominous declaration that has sent ripples through the political spectrum, former President Donald Trump has made a bold…
Read MoreBiden Raises $53 Million, Considers Buying Small Country Instead of Campaigning
President Joe Biden has reportedly raised a staggering $53 million for his re-election campaign. However, rumors are swirling that instead…
Read MoreDemocrats Plan White House Cannabis Farm to Swing Voters
In a bold move to greenify politics and sway the undecided, the Democratic Party has unveiled a high-growth strategy: transforming…
Read MoreFlorida Criminal Still Plans to Run for White House
Despite being found guilty of 34 felony counts related to falsifying business records to cover up a hush money payment,…
Read MorePence Declines to Endorse Trump, Prefers Endorsing Literally Anything Else
In an unprecedented move that’s set political circles abuzz, former Vice President Mike Pence has openly declared his stance for…
Read More‘None of the Above’ Winning in Early Polls
In an unprecedented twist that has both political analysts and satirists rubbing their hands with glee, early polls across the…
Read MoreAI’s Election Meddling Gets Upgrade: Now Capable of Running for Office Itself
In an astonishing twist to the age-old tale of election meddling, Artificial Intelligences across the globe have received a software…
Read MoreNikki Haley Exits Presidential Race, Says She Misread ‘Run for President’ as ‘Run from President’
Nikki Haley, former UN Ambassador and once a promising contender for the Republican presidential nomination, has announced her abrupt withdrawal…
Read MoreTrump and Biden Turn Super Tuesday into Super Smackdown, Wrestle for the Soul of America
In an electrifying turn of events that has taken the political world by storm and possibly rewritten the rules of…
Read MoreTrump and Haley’s South Carolina Smackdown Turns into Epic Rap Battle
In an unexpected twist to the Republican presidential race, the usual political debate format in South Carolina has been scrapped…
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Voting to be available via TikTok Polls in Bold Move to Increase Youth Turnout
In a bid to make democracy more “lit” and significantly boost youth voter turnout, authorities have announced a revolutionary new…
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