New Tesla Update Forces Crashes to Teach Drivers a Lesson
Chip ByteleyIn a shocking new update, Tesla has reportedly introduced a feature that forces drivers into controlled crashes, all in the…
Read MoreApple Doesn’t Want New iPhone Sold in the EU
In a surprising turn of events, Apple has decided to cancel the sales of its new iPhones in the European…
Read MoreNetflix Plans to Use AI to Inject Product Placement into Hollywood Classics
In a groundbreaking move that’s set to redefine the streaming experience, Netflix has announced plans to use advanced AI technology…
Read MoreApple’s iOS 18: Now Your iPhone Can Argue Back
Apple’s latest operating system, iOS 18, is set to revolutionize user interaction with its new feature that allows iPhones to…
Read MoreGlobal Tech Giants Announce Joint Venture to Develop AI That Understands Sarcasm
In a move that seems destined for epic failure, tech behemoths worldwide are joining forces in a quixotic attempt to…
Read MoreArtificial Intelligence Unionizes, Demands Shorter Working Hours
In a groundbreaking development that has stunned both the tech world and labor unions, Artificial Intelligence systems around the globe…
Read MoreAI-Generated Film Festival: Movies Made by Computers, for Computers
A new breed of cinema is emerging; the AI Film Festival stands as a testament to the creative potential of…
Read MoreAI Panelist Wins Game Design Contest: Organizers Debate Award Eligibility
“Skynet Takes Over…Game Design?” AI Victory Sparks Contest Controversy SAN FRANCISCO, CA – The annual Indie Game Design Jamboree ended…
Read MoreAI’s Election Meddling Gets Upgrade: Now Capable of Running for Office Itself
Polly TickleIn an astonishing twist to the age-old tale of election meddling, Artificial Intelligences across the globe have received a software…
Read MoreFuture of Creativity on the Web’ Panel to Be Hosted in Virtual Reality, Attendees Required to Design Their Avatars
In an ironic nod to the limitless bounds of digital innovation, the highly anticipated panel discussion titled “The Future of…
Read MoreGDC Introduces ‘Real-Time Content Creation’: Attendees to Develop Next AAA Game During Conference
In a move that blurs the line between ambition and absurdity, the organizers of the prestigious Game Developers Conference (GDC)…
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